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In Our Own Write - Chapter 11


In Our Own Write is an interactive story YOU create. But don't worry, you won't have to write the whole thing yourself. You can can contribute as much or as little as you'd like. The idea is to build on whatever was written before, a little at a time. The specifics of the story is completely up to you, but the main theme should have something to do with John Lennon.

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One day up in heaven, John decided that he wanted to view the groups of today. He was reincarnated as a beatle and while in the house of a guy by the name of Dan Wilson. He was quickly introduced to the band Semisonic and knew that they were going to be the next Beatles.

John didn'y like this band so he went back up i n hevean.While john was in heaven he wanted to visit Paul in his dream. So when Pul was slepping up crepted john and jumped into pauls dream. Paul was having one of his song dreams where he would write a song in his dream so john decided to wake paul up. So john sreamed and up woke paul. "oh my god" said paul "I have the most wierdist dream" As paul turned around there stood John Lennon. "ARE ARE yo yo you for real?" asked paul "of course i'm for real" answered john. "Lets go and find ringo and george and go skiing" said paul and so they did while they were skiing ringo said that he wanted some thing to eat so they all went to pizza hut and had pizza. and all of a sudden there was a loud crash and then george opened the door and saw.....:)

....Dylan! "A incredable dream, this one. Are you ready to follow you mate John?" he said. And Paul shouted his most known phrase."RUN!"...and they runned till they found a hiding place...at the Garden of Maybe ...and suddnely, someone came from a cloud.........PS: It was not Lucy!......

.......the person was filling the void with a oh so known song...and Dylan stared at her to ask......

......"Who are you, lady? I think I know your face..."and she said in a voice that sounded like a knife: "YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME BUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE!" And they started to fight, as John and the guys were running . Suddenly, the girl was dead...and Dylan saw that she was Eleanor Rigby....the girl that he loved, and locked in Leso for all the jealousy he had....Dylan felt guilty and shouted: "YOU ARE FREE! I LOST THE REASON TO BE HERE! GO TO WHERE YOU BELONG AND LEAVE ME HERE, AT THE GARDEN OF MAYBE...WHERE I SHOULD LIVE WITH THE CORPSE OF THE ONE WHO GAVE HER LIFE TO YOU". And to London they went back...

...where a woman called Anna was searching for then. "I have been sent to give you this letter."she said, smiling. They got the letter and she disapeared in a white VW Beetle who had a licence 28 IF. And they stared at the road with the envelope on their hands ( as Anna were singing "Old Borwn Shoe" down the street...she said, she said...but what have she said? ) ............

"TOO BAD...OH, DO THEY KNOW LUCY IS DEAD?" Anna sang as she were leaving the Beatles in the middle of the road. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Lucy in the Sky is WHAT?!! can someone explain what's going on?

No, They can't THE END (sob, sniff)

However the end did not come, because a little girl who went by the nickname "Her Majesty" appeared. Now it was common knowledge that she was a pretty nice girl, however she never had much to say. Sir Winston, as he called himself, kept repeating the same thing to the poor little lass when she showed. He said, "You don't exist, you can't be a serious incarnation... well unless you're a carnation, or even a nation for that matter." This comment was spread all throughout the corners of the globe, they promptly answered back in three and one half hours. But when the answer arrived, it came in the form of an overturned pot. Her Majesty saw this and was stricken with what they called "a touch o' the sadness." Now John, being the upstanding statesman he was, proceeded to tell Paul to sing a damn song. So Paul took out his golden guitar and began to strum a few chords.
Very nice, very nice indeed, thought John. He's so heavy... "What did you think there, my dear John? As you know, I don't fancy you." "Shut up Paul, your song is just so nice...". And Paul repeated the song over and over again.
Oh, my God!

After Paul wrote his song, he and the other Beatles decided to have some fun. They knew they could do just about anything, so the big question was, "What to do now?" They were all sitting around, pondering what to do when John perked up and said, "Hey, why don't we go on a magical mystery tour?" Ringo then said, "Good idead, but, where are we gonna get a bloody bus?" Paul had the idea to go talk to Mean Mr. Mustard, who sleeps in a hole in the road, to ask his wise advice. "Oh, wise Mr. Mustard," the Beatles said, "where can we find a bus to go on a magical mystery tour?" The wise Mr. Mustard said, "You must do something for me. I am very uncomfortable sleeping in this hole. Can you do something about it?" And of course since Paul was very experienced in fixing holes (he does it a lot to keep his mind from wandering), he began to fix the hole immediately. After Paul did a beautiful job on the hole, Mr. Mustard said, "The Partriage Family is in town this week. Go to them and give them this script for their first interesting episode and they will exchange it for their bus." When the got the bus Ringo was driving. "Where shall we go first lads?" George chimed in, "I wanna do something daring." Ringo replied, "I have an idea..." He made a major U-turn and speeded toward Stonehenge. The Beatles each climbed atop a stone and began to sunbathe. But the sun was not out. Paul said to Ringo, "How do you expexct us to get a tan if there is no sun, you bloody bloke!" Ringo clamly replied, "Don't be cheeky! Don't you remember what John sang?!? 'If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain' Paul, who for some reason was a doubter today, said, "Heh heh. You know that'd work, but, THERE ISN'T ANY RAIN CLOUDS!" John smiled and said, "I'll take care of that. The Walrus owes me a favor." John wipped out his cellular phone and beeped the Walrus. Within minutes the Beatles were happily tanning in the English rain.

After the dancing, john began to notice a strange burining sensation in the pocket of multicoloured mac. He looked inside the coat and discovered his cellular phone had been booby-trapped by the infamous Blue-Meanies. "I hate all this technological blah-blah," he said. Three weeks in the earlier John had visited a magical man who gave him, among other things, a cell phone. At the time John didn't know what he was getting into. So now the blokes were in a bit of a tiffle. The situation was getting worse by the second. The bus was going out of control. "Damn, and to think they were going to put me in the movies," thought Ringo. All of a sudden a small red-headed boy appeared from under one of the seats. "Danny Bonaduchie!" exclaimed the lads. Danny was a superb bassist, and race car driver as well. Danny calmly took the wheel from George's trembling hands, and brought the bus back into control. As fast as he appeared, Danny disappeared without saying one word. "My... that was certinly a rasing of the hair experience, wouldn't you say?" commented John. The rest of the boys didn't answer however, for they were to busy fighting off the hordes of Blue-Meanies. Yes, it was up to the forces of good to save humanity once again......

After they got there tan John said "lets go and make another movie" "what a good idea" said george so they sat down and decided to write the script.and it went like this One day the four lads from liverpool were going to go to Americia. It was there first visit there and they didn't know anybody there. when they got there they went to their hotel room and they were very bored. So they decided to explore the hotel. they went to the dinning room and they could belive what they say they saw...... absolutely nothing because they woke up and there was no movie! it was all a dream ... so right now, they really had to fight off all the blue meanies ...

So here is what they did. They all got dressed up in real weird clothes and stuff, and dyed their hair green and blue and brown and orange. They also magically grew big beards that covered their faces. they then threw apples at all the blue meanies (including yoko-blue-meanie) and ended up killing all of them. they then burned all the ugly, funky clothes and fake beards and stuff and fell into a hole in the 'sea of holes.'

John had to save the band, and quick too! So he jumped in every hole and got the band to Savile Row, were they played on the roof.

But, when they finished the concert on the roof, Paul remebered of something. "THE ENVELOPE! ANNA'S ENVELOPE!" . and he took off the envelope from his coat. John read the letter ( Anna had an incredable bad hand-wiriting ). And he stared with his eyes wide open. And he took the guys back to the Garden of Maybe, without say why...but when they got there, it was clear! Lucy in the Sky was laid down in a dimaond coffin, just like Snow white...somebody killed her, though they say it was a suicide...and they come too late to cry. TOO BAD, OH, DO THEY KNOW LUCY IS DEAD? sang Anna. Now they knew. "Jus like Snow White..."said Ringo, thinking in something...for the first time in the chapter!...........................................seems he has an idea...........

Well. he thought he had an idea but he didn't. He was so depressed by this. Even John, Paul, and George couldn't cheer him up. They figured something was really wrong 'cause he wasn't talking so they did the only thng they thought was right. They took him to a doctor. The doctor said that there was nothing wrong with him physically but, alas, the doctor told them that Ringo was a manic depressive.

"..and his illiness is going to get worse" said the doctor "because he lost someone very close to him" "Poor Ringo. If we could do something to help him...", thought John as he looked to his mate, who were looking with his blue eyes to the floor and crying diamond tears...Hey, wait a second. DIAMOND tears? What the bloody hell is going on? Well, if i am the writer I should explain. Lucy in the Sky was Ringo's sister ( though John, Paul and George did not know it - he had to hide it for years and years and years, faking the feeling and hiding - literally! - the tears ). And now he was alone...poor of him. So, John had an idea to save the drummer...................

...but before John had the idea Paul notice that Ringo's eyes were not blue anymore...it were transformed in a kaleidoscope look...and he was yet depressed...Yeah, you can say he was really Lucy's sister.........and John FINALLY had the idea to save him....................

John was at the pub in Liverpool, and the bar tender gave him Vicks. Poor poor John didn't know it was Vicks until his sister came in. But it wasn't his sister, it was Ringo's sister, and John was really really old. He was older than his sister by more than seven weeks. The sun kept going up and down and by the time he came out of his cocoon skin, he had this idea that Lucy was only one person in the world. And she just happened to be there. It could have been Linda, hence making the whole song make sense still with the acronym.

Yeah, but it does not help poor Starr at all, mate... Days passed away, and night passed away, and Ringo was still in silence. They realized the things were REALLY bad when he refused to play the drums! Lucy was still there, at the Garden of Maybe...THE GARDEN WAS THE GATE BETWEEN REALITY AND DREAMS, AS SOMEONE SAID...IT WAS WHERE DYLAN DIED WITH ELEANOR RIGBY, THE GIRL WHO GAVE HER LIFE TO THE LOVE OF THE FABS...AND ...IF JOHN THINKS A LITTLE BIT HE'LL DISCOVER IT AND SAVE HIS MATE FROM FALLING!...............................argh, all this shouting.....back to the story....Continue!

( the story is very good till now. Which was Lennon's idea? PS: Dylan died at the Garden of Maybe? nobody told me so! )

Meanwhile.....Back in England Mary called up all the Beatles for an Orgi because she was bored and nobody in the chat room was talking to her. "Hey, John," she says when he comes over, "how's about some strip poker?" "All righty." says john. Getting excited. ('Cause Mary was one hot chic!) Paul was away on buisness so he couldn't come. Oh, well. back to the poker game. Anyways. George kept peeking at Ringo's cards, so Ringo was losing. (Had NOTHING on!) Then it was another game, and George ceases to win so he promptly takes off....

Good

"Garden of Maybe...if you trespass the gate you are free again."said a voice in the air.They left the game in the middle, and ran. To where, you ask me. Well, John ( and every musician who were not here anymore ) lived there, at the Garden of Maybe... And that was his idea...take away Lucy's coffin to make her alive again...but there was a little problem : to make her wake up, one of then will have to stay...and never return......................................

....she looked so prety at her coffin of diamonds...just like Snow White'd look. And the four entered in a dylema: they all loved Lucy in the Sky, but which of then would give up of living for her?????????..............................continue!

They didn't know WHAT to do. Finaly Paul got an idea. They could leave Yoko there in place of Lucy. Even John agreed because he was so in love with Lucy! So they got Yoko up there and she ...

...Fell, silently, but decidedly down. There, but for stray marks on the floor, no evidence of her reunion with gravity appeared. "Only time will tell me what to do now," she thought, and proceded to lie on a table. What was to become of her in this newfound independence....

Meanwhile...The beatles were back on earth, fighting over Lucy. "Ah, fook all of you!" yelled George, the quiet one (usualy). So he went out to wander the world in search of his true love. He found a girl named Mary, who was sad. She told him about her hubby skipping out on her, and that's when he realized he was in love with her! George was very excited. "I've found my true love!" he cried. "Mary, let us be married!" So they eloped and went on a long honeymoon...

in Vegas. There they decided to go follow the sun. So they walked and they walked and they walked, until their feet hurt. That is, everybody's feet hurt except Paul's. "I feel fine," Paul said. There was a loud noise, and they all turned around. Oh no! It was a giant.....

BLUE MEANIE!!! "run" yelled paul. so ringo and john started running. the blue meanie was following them.

When out of nowhere, coming to save The Beatles, was Liam Gallagher's leg, and he tripped the blue meanie, and held him down, and waited, while Noel tied it up.... "And just where were you off to in a rush, you nasty blue thing, you?" questioned Liam. The meanie said nothing.. John, Paul, George and Ringo walked back up to where Oasis was standing around the meanie... "Th-th-thank you,"stammered John, seeing as he was out of breath from running.The rest of them silently nodded their heads in agreement...."What'd you wanna do with this Blue Meanie, eh?" said Noel. "Let's interrogate him!!!" said George, looking down upon the Blue Meanie..So the The Beatles and Oasis carted off the Blue Meanie, and stuck him in The Spice Girls basement...After 5 minutes of listening to the Spice Girls, the Meanie was ready to talk.... The 4 Beatles and 5 Oasis members sat and watched as the Blue Meanie told his story......(CONTINUTE)......

But all of a sudden, there was a blue shimmer as the fab four disappeared. It seems that Chief O'Brien had accidentally transported them out of the past and right onto the Starfleet station Deep Space 9. "Hey," said John. "What the bloody hell d'you think you're doing? Where have you brought us?" Mr. O'Brien was quite upset at what he'd done, and called in his friend Julian Bashir (a doctor) to come and try to help sort things out. "Hello," said Julian. "My name's Bashir... Julian Bashir, and I'm a doctor. We're really terribly sorry for all of this, but I'm sure that we can get you back home quite soon." Well, the Beatles ended up on the station for a couple of weeks (Chief O'Brien had been heving problems with the transporter for ages), and John and Julian became quite good friends. People think that John's son Julian Lennon is named after John's mum, but actually, he's named after Julian Bashir. Paul, on the other hand, was not quite so happy about Julian. You see, Julian Bashir was a veary handsome fellow, and he usually got all the girls. Paul, being the cute on, wasn't at all used to this and became quite jealous. At one point, he even tried to kill Julian. He hid in the station's infirmary with a heavy-duty phaser rifle, but he missed, and Julian was a forgiving chap, so all was still well. The Beatles finally got back home, but then Paul discovered that his girlfriend had run off with another man! He got so angry that he...

he wanted to shoot his own dinner.So he fired his gun,BLAM BLAM went the gun.All the people in the supermarket just stared.

Back to john John wakes up he`s in Nebraska.He is also 12 years old.He open s his eyes and he sees a girl.Her name is leia.Her best friend Chewie says,"What your name?"John lennon he says.Leia goes wow,Will you go to the dance with me.Yeah he says.Far out Leia says,I will dress up neato. So they go,all the popular girls thinks he is such a hottie.They try to steal him,but he cries out,I LOVE LEIA!!!!!That makes all of the popular girls cry.Leia laughs at them.Ske kisses John.He smiles so does she.They cry. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,they laugh.

...but suddnely he stoped laughing. Something was going wrong. He looked around: Ringo and his sister Lucy and the lads were playing cards, on a good mood. But...there was one missing..."Hey! Where's Noel?" he shouted. A loud laugh filled the air...a Meanie voice!........................

Ringo looks blankly at lucy as he pulls out his 47 magnum and surveys the area looking for noel. " I'll get that bloody imposter," he mumbled. Suddenly he sees a shadow behind a rock, aims, and fires. A fountain of blood and many cries aroused as Noel met his violent death. Ringo chuckles and runs away, laughing like a madman. He sees John with a beautiful girl and says "John who's your bird?" John looks at his young sweetheart and says "why this is heather!!!" Ringo gives him a puzzled look. "It's Lovely Rita909," he explains. Paul enters the room and cries out in horror. " Heather!!!," he cries, " what are you doin g with John???" Heather looks away as John replies, " I'm a better bloke that's what you wanker." "OH yeah," he replies, "do you wanna fight?"

NOT PART OF THE STORY: Allison, I hope you don't think that I can't tell what you write. :)

And then Beatlechild punched the girl with brown hair back in the stomach. "John's mine, you can't have him!" And then John went into a deep long kiss.

And meanwhile Lucy was trying to put her brother back on his feet..when she discovered that Ringo was not Ringo...if you got what I mean...he was a Meanie! She should have known it when he was winning the cards! Lucy got the False Ringo thru the neck: "WHERE ARE MY BROTHER, YOUR BASTARD!?" and the false Ringo shouted: "NOBDY KNOWS WHERE NOTHING IS REAL!"and he laughed so much that Lucy hanged him with her kaleidoscope eyes, as she started to cry, because her brother were disapeared....

OH, C'MON! WHY RINGO? YOU COULD DISAPEAR WITH PAUL...YOU COULD SEND HIM TO MY HOUSE!

Ringo had gone back to the Garden of Maybe!!! He liked it there and in the garden he met ......

...Blender. Blender was hanging onto his shoe desperately for no particular reason. "Hullo, Blender." "Hullo, Ringo." "I'm sorry, Blender. I should not have mistreated you. I feel very bad now. I'll make a big club for all abused appliances in the world. You can be president." "Oh, you think that'll make me feel better for all of the INJUSTICE you caused me?" A random person walked by and said quite randomly, "Can't long?" "NO" Ringo and Blender said in unison. "JINX!" Blender shouted gleefully. "Ha. Now you can't talk." Unable to speak, Ringo looked at the flowers, perplexed.Unfortunately, Ringo had very bad allergies, and began to sneeze. Repeatedly. "Does anyone have any Tavist-D?" he asked between sneezes. "YOU TALKED!!!!" Blender screamed. "Oh, who cares? I have to go. It is my time to go. Get a new blender, but not me. Bye" As the blender said this it died sinking down into the ground. Ringo heard the blender then say" I am in Blender heaven. YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!!!" Ringo began to cry. "Oh, don't cry, you wuss," Blender said crossly from Blender heaven. "You'll forget about me tomorrow and go abuse even more kitchen appliances."

Princess Sandra Came in. "John! How could you let Ringo treat my blender so?" "OH GOD NO! NOT PRINCESS SANDRA!" " and what may I ask is wromg with me?" " You're OBNOXIOUS!" said Jessica, walking in behind the princess. " Oh thank you." Said Sandra. "John meet my co-pilot Jessica. She likes to say that I'm obnoxious." " Um,..pleased to meet you? Now whats all this about blender violence?" "More like blender ABUSE!" Kat snapped, walking out of the wall. "Oh, the gang's all here." John sounded less than thrilled. " Yes. and what may I ask is wrong with my gang?" " There you go again, being OBNOXIOUS and hiding behind a wall of borgeois clichés." " Thank you." "What wall?" Kat demanded after a moment. "I come out of walls. Walls are cool. I like walls. I want to write an exigesis on a wall." "DEAR GOD, NO, not an exigesis!" John looked at the nonexistent camera. "That's an in-joke, you know." "VERY in." "Princess Sandra and her crew got on the plane with the remains of the blender." "You couldn't have. Blender went to Blender Heaven." "That is, or God's Zoo." "You CREMATED my blender??!"

Meanwhile this confusion, Lucy and her brother met eachother, finally. Ringo and Lucy in the Sky got out of Garden of Maybe, and just for fun, locked everybody inside it! .............

"Let they stay for a while...the story is on the last chapter anyway" said Lucy to the Writer, as she were leaving with her brother. Do John, Paul and George know that they are locked?

No they don't!! So Super-Lauren set them free.

Of course they had figured it out! They're the bloody Beatles, for goodness sakes! If they weren't so clever, they would have died chapters earlier! Anyway, the only way out was to crawl on your knees and dig a hole under the gate doggie-style! Since none of the Beatles prided themselves on cleanliness enough to wait in the Garden of Maybe forever, they got down on their hands and knees and dug a huge hole under the gate. Then they slithered through the gate one by one. Ringo was on the other side laughing his ever-loving head off! "Oh, what'd you do that for, Ring? We have to do a concert before John goes back to heaven, remember?" said George, the shy one. "Oh right" said Ringo, the forgetful one. "well, come on then!" said John. "WQe have some rehersing to do!" said John, being as completely out-of-character as one can be, but but I guess heaven adds an air of respectability to one's character. "What?" said Paul. "Anyway, " he continued woozily, "I bumped my head rather badly on the gate, and I suppose I should go lie down. I can't reherse today mates.' Everyone agreed that they should reherse, but since Paul looked like he was about to faint, they postr-poned it for another day. Paul went home and laid down on the coach. Paul's eyes snappec open suddenly. *Who am I? Where am I?* he thought. Then he remembered. *I'm a knight! But aren't I supposed to have armor or something weapon-like?* He figured that since he didn't have any, he'd just mount his horse, and ride into downtown London to find at least some armor. Linda was walking into the living room to check up on her husband. "Paul?" she called from the hall. No response. *Hmmmm, he must not be up yet* she thought. She walked over to the couch to see how he was doing. He wasn't there. "Paul?" called Linda. "Paul? Where are you?" She was starting to go into a panic. "Paul?" she yelled, worriedly. She heard footsteps going toward the door. "Paul?" she yelled, following the sound. "Paul?" The knight heard a female voice yelling. *paul! That's who I am!* he thought. *Sir Paul!* The woman suddenly ran into vision. She was very lovely. Sir Paul, being male and therefore having a one-track mind tried to pick her up. "And who might you be, my lovely lady?" he asked, a suave smile on his face. "What?" exclaimed the woman. "I'm Linda! Your wife, Linda!" "My wife? I'm affraid you are mistaken, my dear lady. But my lady you shall be, and I shall do good deads in your fair name. *That sounded good* Paul thought to himself, relieved. "Paul? Are you Ok?" "Good-bye, fair Lady Linda!" cried Paul, going out the door. "But Paul?" The door slammed. Linda, at the least, was a bit confused. She picked up the telephone and dialed a niumber. "Hello" said the voice. "John? I think there's something wrong with Paul....."

john listened to it all. He was at home, with the mates George and Ringo, and Lucy n the Sky and Yoko. "Guess what? Paul forgot who he is" " Gee! what a trouble!"said George. "We have to search him, or there will be no concert.Eh, Twins, do you have any idea?" shouted John to Ringo and Lucy. And they said, at the same time, a question who came out like a rhyme: 'YOU KNOW WHERE IS HE, IT ISNT'T ABUSRD...TO WHERE GO THE PERSON WHO BECAME A SIR?" And Geoge said "To the House of Lords!". And for the House of Lords they went to...

Sri Lanka! On the plane, John asked a hostess if he could have a beer. Since it was a decent woman, and the flight was going to take a while, the hostess was more than happy to help. John, being the savvy guy he is, noticed the nametag of the hostess. "Rita," John thought. "What a lovely name." The plane flight continued, John slept, woke up, slept, woke up, and slept. As they touched down in Sri Lanka, John woke with a start. He had a new idea...

John's idea was to go back home and call his lovely rita (otherwise known as heather). He took a plane from Sri Lanka to the USA where he went straight to rita's house. She answered the door and he scooped her up into his arms and carried her to his car. Then he drove to the airport and took Rita back to England. When John and Heather got to England they went to Apple Studios,as John had to work. Paul recognized Heather and sighed as he remembered his promise to Linda. He smiles and asks Rita for a kiss and she slaps him in the face. She pulls John close and gives him a big kiss on the lips. Paul gets angry and kisses Rita as Linda walks in the door......

Linda (having beared 4 of Paul's children) was simply worn out. She was simply appaulled that he would cheat on her vowing that he would love her "till death do us part". At the same time though she was relieved she had cought them before the situation a lets say excalated. Her first instinct was to stop them, but as she went to say something she was speechless. She couldn't bear the passionate smooching any longer. Luckily at that instint Yoko showed up. To no one's surprise she had PLENTY to say. The trouble was getting her to shut up! Hours later, when they finally did. Linda had already forgave Paul and everything was O. K. there, but there was a new problem. Yoko. (need I say more?) She was still upset that John had filed for a devorce and that the whole world hated her. (Well, at least she FINALLY realized). She blaimed this on John and Heather. She was also upset that Heather was pregnant with Sean and she thought he should be her son. (Whered she get that idea?) John tried to get the papers sighned as quickly as possible so he could be rid of her forever. Little did he know, but.......

Linda was really the BLUE MEANIE QUEEN!! (AHHHHHHHH!!!!) She wanted to lock John (the funny Beatle) in a cellar to punish him for destroying her empire. "What the fook you talkin' 'bout, Lindy? Blame those Oasis people. They are trying to be the Beatles, and we can't let THAT happen," John told her patiently. "Yeah!" said Paul, extracting his tounge from Heather's ear. "We can't let that happen!" He threw Heather off of his lap and screamed, "BREAK OUT THE MAGIC HONEY PIES!!" He and all his Beatle buds were magically 22 again. They locked LINDA in the cellar and went out in search of Paul's real, true love, Miranda. "Uhhh, where are we going?" asked Ringo, who had just woken up in the Magical Mystery Tour Bus beside some really huge lady. "Whoa!" he exclaimed, "You should meet my friend Jenny Craig!" he told the fat woman. "Shut up and watch for my Miranda, you numbskull!!" Paul shouted. "WAIT! STOP THE BUS!!" For there was the lovely Miranda, walking down the street, all alone, crying because she thought Paul didn't love her anymore. Boy, was she wrong! He stopped and asked her to marry him, right there in the middle of rush hour traffic. She said yes, (DUH!) and they were all magically whisked to the Garden of Maybe where they were wed. (Eleanor did not look very happy about picking up the rice, but luckily for her Paul and Miranda gave her a Dirt Devil upright. She was happy about that and partied with the rest like it was 1966.) Unfortunately, Linda had gotten out, and seeing her *Sir Paul* marrying another woman, she went into a screaming rage and unleashed her . . .

Blue-meanie-dogs!!! ( from the Yellow Submarine movie ) and they attacked . . . .

"Ring" "Ring" the sound of the telephone woke John up with a start. Instinctively he jumped for the phone. As he lifted the handset to his mouth. He stopped held the phone out and looked at it with an inquisitive gaze, "I'm fucking John Lennon, why do I have to talk to you?, oh......, hello Paul". "Leave it alone Paul, let it die! Just let the bloody thing fucking die."

"I can't leave it alone, John," replied Paul. "I have this strange feeling... as if this whole fucking world and fame thing was only a fairy-tale as told by some ugly giant. What exactly I feel is hard to describe. I feel as if we lost touch John... I... I wish things could be the same again, like in Hamburg ya know?" To which John replied, "Paul, we have to level here. I'm in the business of telling this whole world to fuck-off, oh yeah, and maybe write some songs in the process. I can't go back... no matter how hard I... we, try." "I can't beleive that John," answered Paul. Just then the phone went dead, and the two were left listening to the strange, hypnotic dial tone. John started to cry as a ghost appeared over his bed.......

Heather rushes into the room and comforts John as he is crying. She kisses him passionately as he looks into her eyes. "Heather,"he says," should we get married? I love you so much and I want our baby to have a father." Heather squeals with joy and starts to cry. All the emotion is too much for her and suddenly she goes into contractions (being 8 months pregnant).....

"Oh no" John screemed. "What do we do now?" John asked. "Duh you take me to the hospital" Heather said. "Well you don't have to get all mad about it. It's not like I was around when Jullian was born you know." "Enough arguing let's just get to the hospital. It's not like we're married YET. They walk outside and John thumbs down a taxi. The traffic is terrible and they where lucky enough to get a driver that, well to put it bluntly CAN'T DRIVE!!! Faster you idiot! John yelled! Finally out of fustration John pushes the taxi driver out of the taxi and begins driving rclessly in the direction of the hospital. When they finally arrive a nurse comes out and takes Heather to the front desk. "Sir how may we help you today" she asks politely. "My fionse' is having a baby you idiot what's it look like" John answers. "Alright calm down sir. Your name please?" The desk lady asks. "John Lennon are you blind? Just get us a room! Alright sir right away Mr. Lennon. Finally Heather and John are in there room with the nurse. " I don't know where he is" the nurse said I go look for him. Finally after half an hour the doctor came in. " Hello I'm doctor Nicles."- "Just deliver the baby" Heather yelled impatintly. An Hour later Sean Taro Swingle Lennon was born....

Lucy came from the Garden of Maybe with her brother Ringo and her fiancée ( Billy Shears ), just to see the new member of family "He has your face, Johnny. Poor of him when he get older!" said the girl with kaleidoscope eyes. "Make a wish, any wish. It's our present fr your son" And John wished.................

John wished that Sean could grow up with a daddy and that John would never leave him until Sean was an adult. John asks, "Where can my fiancee and i get married?? Can anyone help us get married??"

Just then in came Peter Brown. "Gibraltar! You can get married in Gibraltar, but only if you hurry." "How about that bloody Spain?" questioned John. "Naw... don't even try, friend," answered Brown. So off to the Rock of Gibraltar it was, John was smiling like a small child. The plane took off and the happy couple with child were off for the sun drenched island. "Hmmmmm, I feel as if this whole lot has happened before," thought John. "Well nevermind then, I'm gonna get hitched!" The plane was cruising nicely when all-of-a-sudden a loud CLANKIETY-CLANK-BOOM-CRASH-A-BASH!!! was heard. The pilot voice was heard over the PA system. Everyone looked up as the speakers crackled to life. "Ha Ha Ha, littol Johnny thought he was going to get a littol married-berry, eh?" cackled the Voice. "I'm a gonna crashy-washy this plane into the sea of green below, you'll never write anymore songs again. Your legacy dies TODAY!!!!" Oh my little children, what will happen to poor Johnny and Company?......

So Paul showed up with his lovely bride, the enchanting Miranda (now Miranda McCartney.) and said "Get married in the Garden of Maybe. Eleanor is just dying to try out her new Dirt Devil upright." So John and Heather did. They got married with no trouble with the former Mrs. McCartney (AKA the Blue Meanie Queenie! dum de dum dum dummmm...) as she was in Scotland raising her "pwecious sheepy-weepies" (her exact words, I swear.) Lucy and Ringo (the twins) both cried diamond tears and wailed louder when they saw that Lovely Rita had put a ticket on their MMMT bus. It was a beautiful ceremony.

"Jeez, it was really a wonderful ceremony" said Lucy to her brother Ringo. "Yeah, I see. Lucy, what's that on the sky?" Ringo pointed to something that looked like a plane. "MATES! RUN! IT'S THE BLUE MEANIE QUEEN!!!!!"Shouted the Twins, as everyone were running. Not everyone. The Blue Meanie Quen ( aka Linda ) got Sir Paul and took him away. Miranda stared there...almost crying..."Lucy, Ringo, you who are Twins and magicals...What should I do?" . The twins looked at eachother. "Alll together now! I know where she is takin your husband"said Lucy. And they followed the twins till a house in the middle of Nowhere Land...and the plane of the Queen Blue Meanie was there!

"Now all we need is a plan," said Ringo. "What's our plan?" asked George. "We don't have a fucking plan yet, you fool," says John. "Oh," replies George. But the Princess Mary came with a plan to rescue Paul. It was an ingenous plan, sure to work. All they had to do was at the stroke of midnight...

...the connection broke...John stared at his pad of paper...it was all a dream...a crazy dream...It wasn't real...John smiled to himself...It wasn't....the connection broke...Paul awoke in a sweat...it wasn't real...Goodbye John...it's be a ride...

"Yeah, it's been a bloody boring ride!!" Ringo shouted. "You are such a slow driver John!!" he said and he hopped on the motorcycle and started doing wheelies (or whatever) in the middle of the street. "This is MUCH better!!" he said as he barely missed hitting an ice cream truck.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Screamed a voice that should have screamed a couple paragraphs up.."NOOOOOO!!!! NOEL'S NOT DEAD" cried the mysterious Mrs.Noel Gallagher (who name wasn't Meg).....She bent down beside him, touched him with her magic wand, and MAGICALLY Noel opened his beautiful ice blue eyes, and looked up on Mrs. Noel Gallagher, who had saved him.....And they went off, and spent a couple weeks in the Bahamas, cos they both needed a vacation...And left Liam, Guigs, Bonehead, Alan, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca, R2D2, C3P0, Lando Calrissian, Darth Vader, Emporer Palpitine, Boba Fett, Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Howard Stern, Mr.Hoover, Kelli Schaffino, All the ewoks, and Rush Limbaugh behind with the Beatles........*ROTFLMAO*

And who could've imagined that the whole of the Bahama Islands would've been blown up. And that was only after Liam was reunited with his fellow brother-Gallagher. Hmmmm, sorry blokes. The autopsy later showed the true colour of Liam's eyes to be blew (snicker thrown in for effect), ending that argument. Now, back to the true heroes of our adventure. ... and as far as all those other miscellaneous characters, save the Beatles (of course)? Well they don't exsist anymore. NOW we truly depart back to the adventure at hand.....

Geniuses and Goddesses ...John standing in an aura of love? Geniuses and Goddesses

Now, as the story draws to a close, the fab four are safe and living in a yellow submarine. John with his wife Heather and son Sean, Paul and Miranda, Ringo with his sister Lucy and George who is living with wife Pattie. Newspapers announce the end of Oasis, whose members died in a fatal airplane crash. The Beatles once again reign supreme.

Out of respect for the name Oasis. The Beatles also had their bodies cremated and launched out into the Oasis of space. They would travel forever.

Yet,in the lovely atmosphere of the yellow sub, there was trouble a-brewing. John, the womanizer that he was, had taken a liking to Paul's lovely wife Miranda.(Scandal!!) What about Heather, you ask? Well, she was inexplicably captured by a space alien named Yoko Ono. But, you know, it really wasn't too suprising that John liked Miranda...after all, she was pretty enough to have landed Paul (well, not that he has the best taste in women...{linda}need I say more?)and besides that, she had originally been attracted to John anyway! Yet, before scandal would be introduced and history made, the four lads were destined to have a brush with disaster. Without warning, the yellow sub crashed into a lovely cheesy submarine sandwich bearing four OTHER lads from Liverpool! You know, Dirk, Barry, Stig, and Nasty! What? You've never heard of them? The Pre-Fab Four? THE RUTLES??? Well, they were there, and they were outraged! Nasty and his Nazi girlfriend Chastity were intent upon ursurping John's position as co-songwriter/peacemonger. John, of course, was not pleased. "You fucker!" he shouted. "You aren't even a bloody Scouse! Stop buggerin' me and me mates!" Nasty merely threw him into George. Meanwhile, Dirk and Paul were having a quite animated conversation about similar albums. "Wait? You DID a SHABBEY road album? Well, what kind of a name is that?" asked Dirk incredulously. Paul scoffed at him and folded his arms. "It's better than LET IT ROT. Now, that's not a very nice name, is it?" The other two,Stig and Barry, decided to take George, Ringo, and their prospective wives out for lunch. They were getting tired of all the brouhaha.

Suddenly John Cleese popped and herded the Rutles out. "Come on, lads, you're supposed to be at London for a filming thingamajimmy in an hour." He said to them. Then, turning to the Beatles, he said "Sorry about that. I just can't keep 'em locked in long enough. Bye now!" "That was strange." George said as the Rutles and Cleese rushed out a door that had magically appeared in the Yellow Sub.'s side. John (Lennon) was just about to get into the scandal with Paul's wife when he noticed Jaina (a timid little Harem girl who saved them all a long while back who likes John and John {did} like her) and gasped. "Where have you been?!? We've been rushin' around the whole bloody world and you haven't been there!" He grabbed her by her hand and dragged her out the door and took her to Havre de Grace, a pretty little town somewhere in the U.S.A, and they had a splendid time. Meanwhile, Paul was... (CONTINUE)

..VERY far away. To be exactly he was at a land that nobody knows if it's night or day...The NOWHERE LAND! And as the world were living their own lifes, Paul was lockedinside a house in the middle of the Land... Locked by someone that I don't know the name...And where the hell are Lucy in the Sky when we need her? asked the Paul-fans. Sorry, mates. Lucy was locked too. Only one person could help then...Lucy's twin, Ringo! Too late. He was already caught too. SO WHO'S SAVING PAUL THIS TIME?

But of course, deep in space, some strange thing happened, and the PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE SHITE 2 PARAGRAPHS ABOVE, mysteriously dissappeared, and Oasis popped back, fine and dandy, as like before! :)

What was that about Oasis? Oh well. Back the the story: Princess Mary realizes that this time she must really save Paul. Or he and Lucy and Ringo will be trapped forever. So she devised a plan. She would distract the gaurds and her pal Molly would take the keys and unlock the door! Unfortunatly things didn't go quite right...

While Paul was in Nowhere Land, he filed for divorce from Miranda because of her behaviour towards John. He got rid of the wank as quickly as possible. But still, he felt lonely and dejected. So he wandered around for days and days until he heard a noise. He peeked through a bush and saw Yoko Ono the space alien beating the lovely Heather (who was divorced from John because of that Miranda). Paul screamed out in rage and attacked the startled Yoko. The alien put on her hypershoes and flew away into space. Paul goes over to the shaking Heather and hugs her. She hugs him back and they go into a long, passionate kiss. Next, he says...

"Help me to get out of here! I have to free Lucy and her brother Ringo. I promise you, soon we'll be togheter." . Heather said so, and set free the twins. "Thank you, lady"said Lucy in the Sky. "To prove that I am glad that you came to help me, I will make a wish of yours come true". She wished to be very far away, only Paul and her. Ringo and Lucy looked to eachother and ZAP! Paul and Heather were somewhere in bahamas. Meanwhile, John felt so guilty about left the girl who were the mother of her lonely son Sean...that he decided to search for her. Meanwhile Noel, Liam, Bonehead, George, Lucy and Ringo were playing cards, quite happy of being out of the story for a while. But suddenly.....

Bonehead won the game, and slammed his cards down on the table.. "That's 4 aces, read 'em and weep!" said Bonehead triumphanty Everyone else moaned...When The Beatles walked in, and asked Noel if he could help them "Sure," replyed Noel happliy, and walked off, leaving Bonehead, Liam,and Guigs behind, to play yet another card game..

"It's about John"said George, with the voice very low "He is searching for that girl - what's her name...ah! heather, that's right - but I need him here...Ringo and Lucy are too out of this world to help us, and Paul is at Bahamas. Could you join in the search?" Noel said sure! because he was a John's fan, and they all followed the footprints of John...till they get to a very strange place.

John meanwhile, decided to return to the past. While wandering the streets of heaven he passed by Jesus who was an inch or two shorter than him. "Well what do you know?" said John. "I was right after all." Please.", replied the savior of all gentiles. "Do not push that one any further. What do you wish?" "I want to head back in time." said John. "All you need do is think it and it shall happen.", said the founder of Christianity. "But be warned, you will not be able to make contact with anything. You can only observe." And then Heaven vanished. John found himself on a train with a movie camera aimed at him. He heard a familiar voice say "Who's that little old man?" "Thats me!" He cried. No one heard him course. "That's all wrong, John!" Called a bald man in the corner. "I don't think so, Richard.", The young man said with a sneer. John laughed at himself. "Come at John.", said Paul. "He's only trying to help." "If you'll excuse me I'd like to go for a walk down the corridor if you'll not be needing me.", said Ringo. "I'd not if I were you.", said the man in the corner. John walked over and started shouting in his own ear. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" It did no good. John smiled. If he could see this than he could see other things as well. John thought and the train and everyone on it dissappeared.

Lucy and Ringo were a\walking down at street, talking about magics and drums, when they saw a thing coming at the other side. "Who's coming? " shouted both. It was Linda "Who said I was a Blue Meanie Queen? I've been snaped at the face since then! You have to help me! I still love Paul so much..."Lucy and Ringo looked to eachother...

So then George met a girl named Maureen who he fell hopelessly in love with her. He wanted to marry her on the spot but...

Kiri the lovely genie that he meet way back in Chapter 7 said he can't marry Mareen or whatever her name is he has to marry Taxgirl or Kiri will have to....

...transform he in a frog. Of course George did not want to be a frog, but he also did not wnat to marry Taxgirl...and Lucy and Ringo, who were behind a wall, jumped and transformed Kiri in an old boot. Maureen aw Ringo and could not do any movement - she was in love with him. Lucy got the clue and left the scene, with George and the old boot, aka Kiri. They took a walk to the Garden of Maybe, seeing that Paul had returned from Bahamas with Heather...and John was yet missed.

Back to Paul's passionate kiss with Heather---- Miranda walked up behind them and cried out in surprise when she saw what was happening. "Paulie! What are you doing? I come to explain and I find you trying to figure out what Heather had for breakfast? What the Hell?" "Shut up, Miranda. You cheated on me with John--my ex-best friend--and you want me to LISTEN to you NOW? Bug off, you bloody wank-ette!" "But, Paulie--" "DON'T CALL ME PAULIE!!" "But PAUL, it WASN'T me!! John and I just escaped from the clutches of the evil Blue Meanie Queenie! Those were BLUE MEANIES that you saw making out on the sofa! I swear!" "Ooops. My bad. Oh, well, too late now. I've already filed for divorce. Sorry! No hard feelings, right? We can still be friends, can't we?" "That's where you're wrong, Luv. I got the divorce papers before they were filed. We're still married!!" "Fabulous!" shouted Paul as he shoved Heather out of his way so he could run into the arms of his loving still-wife, Miranda. Heather was very dissapointed, but she got over it and went back to John, who was in shock from seeing his wife kissing his bestest friend. She nursed him back to health, and they all lived happily. . .until. . .

The Blue Meanie Queenie, Linda, found out about the beautiful and witty Miranda foiling her EEEVIL scheme. " I'll fix her!" said the BMQ. So-o-o, Lindy went to London and discovered where Paul and Miranda were shacking up. "There they are," she muttered and EEEVIL mutter. "MIRANDA!!" she screamed in her loudest voice. "HOLY CRUMPETS!" shouted Miranda. "What the h-e-double hockey sticks was THAT?" yelled Paul. "Who are you?" asked Miranda. "I am EEEVIL, that's who I am!" With that, she grabbed Miranda and took her to Nowhere Land and locked her in a closed room with Norwegian wood panels. Nowhere Man guarded the door. Her punishment was to listen to Nowhere Man's tone-deaf singing as he totally massacred every Beatles song. He reminded her of someone running long and horribly uneven fingernails down a very long chalkboard. She was trying to block out the terrifying sounds of, "AAAND INNNN THEEE ENNNND, THEEEE LOOOVVVVEEE YOUUUU TAKKKKEEEE ISSS EQQQUUALLL TOOOOO THEEE LOOOVVVE YOUUUU MAAAKKKEEEEEEEEE!" when. . .

..a hole came from the roof! "what the hell is..."said miranda, looking to the hole. And it was...The Twins, Lucy in the Sky and Ringo! "JUMP!" shouted they, and so Miranda did. Lucy throwed a curse at nowhere Man, and since then he could not sing a tune. "You have to stop the BQM!"shouted Miranda "Or she'll trap me again and again and again". "We are not THAT powerful, Mrs. McCartney"said Lucy " We'll need help." They took the girl back to Paul's house, and stared there for a while. "What do we do now, Ringo?" "None idea.." "The BQM is more powerful than us....Hey! I remembered something!" shouted Lucy.

Paul relized how much he missed his best friend and how stupid there arguing was. He thought back to when they where younger and all the great times they had. He relized that friendship is more important than anything and girls will come and go (as this story has proven so many times). At that instant he gets up and goes to the airport and catches the next plane to the Bahammas to patch things up with John. Meanwhile John is.........

...playing strip poker with all his girly friends.

And Lucy? well, she remebered one thing, as once were said...BQM could be REALLY powerful, but there was a thing that could put her down...GOOD MUSIC! So Lucy and her brother Ringo travelled to Bahamas, just in time to get Paul and John together again...and she took then to the nowhere Land, where the BQM was making another [plan, together with another evil from 10th chapter, the Man-Who-Were-Tied-And-Cursed ( you remember )? "OK, lads, this is it. If you want a lil bit of peace, you got to help me" said Lucy. "SING!" she shouted, as Rjngo put the door down. And sing they did...

And they did. Linda, the Blue Meanie Queenie (BMQ) put her hands over ears shouting, "STOP THAT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! BLUE MEANIES, GET THEM!!!" "Yo ho, yo, ho. . .," chanted the Blue Meanies as they tied John, Paul, Lucy, and Ringo up. "Ha! That'll teach you to try and defeat me! Just for your insolence, I'm going to torture you with two of the whiniest singers of all time! MWHAAAA! Alanis! Jewel! Get in here!" "Yes'm?" Alanis and Jewel asked in chorus. "Sing them. . .uhhh. . .ummm . . . ADRIAN!" cackled the BMQ. And so began the torture of the twins and the bestest best friends. "Make it stop!" screamed Ringo and Lucy as diamond tears of horror slid down their cheeks. "Oh, If only Miranda were here! If I'm going to die this horrible death, I at least want to say I love her!" mourned Paul. "Fear not, my love!" Miranda shouted triumphantly as she and Heather untied everyone. "Heather and I are here to save you!" "Miranda! You're here!" rejoiced Paul. "Oh, Heather! I'm so glad to see you!" called John. "But where's our son, Sean?" "Right here." said a voice behind them. They all turned around to see. . .

Sean at the arms of Blue Meanie Queen! "FAREWELL, LENNON AND McCARTNEY, FAREWELL, TWINS! YOUR LEGACY DIES WITH ME!" and she disapeares, as Lucy tan after her...and she ran and and ran..."To where the hell she went to? "cried Lucy as the others reached her. Heather was in a state of shock, because her son was missed! "Lucy, Lucy! We have to find her!" said Ringo. And Lucy dried her tears and shouted " WHATEVER YOU ARE, BLUE MEANIE QUEEN, YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO ME...HARD AS A STONE YOUR HEART IS, AND SO YOUR BODY WILL BE!". And at London a statuete appeared...The Twins took the bestest frineds there, and Sean were back to the arms of her mother. Just when everything looked peaceful,George came in: "HELP! A blue thing came into my house! "and everybody ran to see what it was...

What is to happen to poor Sean?? Will Heather and John ever reunite?? Can this marriage be saved??

Let me tell you, the answer is yes. As they were on the run to George's house, Heather and John said at the same time "do you forgive me?" . Such a romance scene, if George didn't interrupt, pointing thje blue thing at his house "Could you explain what the hell is it?" said son of Harold. Lucy and Ringo looked without believe...the evil was back!

They all gawk at Linda Eastman (ha!!!!!) the blue meanie queen standing on top of the roof with John and Heather's beloved son Sean!!!!!!!! "Oh my god!! Linda, I'm going to rip your bloody throat out!!! Give me my son you f***ing bi**h!!," Heather screams. Linda thinks for a little while and says...

AND THE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT OASIS ARE A BUNCH OF BEATLE WANNABE COPYCATS. THE END

No, we can't end the story just yet!!!!!

Just when it looked like Oasis would be more popular than the Beatles (which they aren't) Liam said: "We are bigger than God...And we like Satan" "I wouldn't say that if I were you," said George. And before they knew it, all the ultra-orthadox-christians were mad, bad mouthed Oasis in their surmons and banned their music in the deep south.

Linda said: "ONCE IS DONE THERE'S NO RETURN! YOUR LEAGCY DIES WITH ME, LENNONS!" . And Heather jumped to fight for her son. But Lucy in the Sky and Ringo had already a play - phew, finally!- They put a CD-player near the BMQ, as she was arguing with Heather. You can stop live musicians, but not a CD, right? "One, two, three!"shouted Lcuy, turning on the CD- player : "SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH YEAH YEAH!", and the music began...Blue meanie Queen shouted "NOOO!" and became a lot of dust. The Twins looked at eachother, and throwed away the dust. "At last...free!"she said. Are you really sure of it, Lucy?

Just when it looked like Oasis would be more popular than the Beatles (which they aren't) Liam said: "We are bigger than God...And we like Satan" "I wouldn't say that if I were you," said George. And before they knew it, all the ultra-orthadox-christians were mad, bad mouthed Oasis in their surmons and banned their music in the deep south.

Lucy and Ringo, seeing that the Writer Sam was about to close the story, decided to leave aeverybody, and take a rest at the Garden of Maybe. she cried a lot, because she didn't want to leave...but that's how life goes on. "Say to him that we still want to act"said Lucy to John, as she was turning her back with her broher, jumping into the newspaper taxi and going away. He put his head out of the taxi : "Farewell friends! Take care of yourselfs now!" ...and they left.....

and George, John, Heather, Paul,Miranda and Sean looked the taxi going away... that was really the end. John found something in the street...a rock...it was a diamond! It was the Twins' last sigh.

And John starts to cry as he hugs his wife and son. We are finally all together just like it should be, he said.

Eleanor was watching from her place in the Sky. It was her birthday and she had been sent from down below three original Beatle LP's so she was very happy. She placed them next to the jar by the door while looking out of the window and noticing that Father MacKenzie was walking towards the church with a piece of paper in his hand. Her eulogy perhaps?

"But you see" said John, "We can't keep on doing this forever! It's got to end!" "Yes", said Yoko,"It will. In our own Write will end, but we still have each other!" And with that came a terrible sound, the sound of gunshots in the street. It was December 8, 1980, 10:49 at night. And as John and Yoko, having left an interview session, started into their apartment,John was shot 3 times in the chest. Poor Sean was sleeping, safe in bed with his baby-sitter, oblivious to the fact that his best friend and father was dead. And so he was. But remember, we all have his music.

Paul wrote a song about her. Paul is now in his 50's. John is dead. Ringo still can't sing. George is George. They are the beatles. We'll love them always.

The Beatles will live forever, they are not just a rock group they changed the world and music. Though John is dead, we should think of his life and how much he did for everyone. May the rest of the Beatles live life as it is and always be happy. All you need is love. Give peace a chance.

...as the way it should be... But somehow John was there with then. To be exactly he was behind that tree that is the gate between reality and dreams..at the Garden of Maybe. "Farewell, mates" he said, and only we could hear. "i am fine. Take care of yourselfs now. Peace!" And so it'll be, John.

THE END

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