Bagism: Library

In Our Own Write - Chapter 10


In Our Own Write is an interactive story YOU create. But don't worry, you won't have to write the whole thing yourself. You can can contribute as much or as little as you'd like. The idea is to build on whatever was written before, a little at a time. The specifics of the story is completely up to you, but the main theme should have something to do with John Lennon.

Go to Chapter: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11


John Lennon was very funny

He supposed to hang michael but he did not. He decied to folloW the ex-black man to see where he'd get. And he walked away to a strange house at Trafalgar Square ( i know it's quite far, but it's not impossible to walk all this time in a story like this ). "Finally you are here!" shouted a voice in the middle of the crowd. "Have you done what I asked?" "Yeah, master, I did. I lit fire on Abbey Road studio. They are all there. You can make your revenge" "YOU SEE, EVIL, WHAT HAE YOU DONE? HEROES NEVER DIE, THTA'S WHY I AM NOT GONE... dammed is Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds!! you see what she transformed me?" and suddenly we see The Man WhoWere Tied And Cursed, all burnt. "everytime i look around, I see that diamond face. Yoko-Blue-Meanie said that the only wait to scape from my curse's to destroy THEIr memory...First, Abbey Road, then, all I can put my hands on it!" 'If you had hands, master", said Michael, inoccent. What was a real thing. (CONTINUE...)

LET'S RETURN TO JOHN: He listened to it all, and ran to tell the friends. Badly, he left his glasses on the way, and he got lost. But he found his way to Cavendish Road, where Paul was taking seven barrels of calming tea, while Lucy in the Sky, George, Ringo and all the people were sleeping. "You don't know what happened!'said John as he entered at the room. "No, i don't. What's up?'asked Paul. And John told all he heard. Paul got so scared that he standed on his feet, dropping the cup on Ringo's head ( OOOUCh! ). ( THE STORY GOES ON! )

"OOOOUCh! Hey, Paul, are you mad, sonny?!? " shouted Ringo, with the head full of tea. but Paul was not listening at all. "What are we going to do?" "well, 2 options... #1: take off the curse, and let he go away" "you gotta be kidding, John". "Well, there's # 2...go there and fight!" "Oh, no! not again! Is it impossible to have a minute of peace in this story?"said Ringo, yet with tea on the head. But it was too late: John and Paul were making a llot of plans to get The-Man and his group. Befofe THEY were burnt! ( AND THE STORY GOES ON! )

So they fought. "ow!!" John said "ooch!!" Paul screamed "eeek!!" Ringo screeched "yow!!" George yelled "umph" John mumbled "oof!!" Paul whispered "harrumph" Ringo shouted "aaak!!urk!!yeow!!" George said

"Oh shut-up already!!!" and smacked Paul. Paul fell flat on his back. "Sissy boy." John started laughing histarically. Suddenly Ringo jumped up and made indentations of his rings on John's forehead, and yelled, "you shut up, too!!! I thought you were supposed to be the peace-maker! What the hell happened?!" The Year is 1997-and everyone knows that Oasis are to the 90's what the Beatles were to the 60's-of course it didn't stop some Beatlemaniacs from getting angry...... But the members of Oasis were good friends with that American Marty McFly, and used his time machine to go BACK BACK BACK.... So, now, it's 1966-right during the midldle of the Revolver sessions when all of a sudden during a herbal jazz cigarette break-with father George out of the room-there is a knock at the door. John Lennon answers, as Paul is in the corner laughing and pondering 7 levels, George is sitting cross legged wishing he could be Ravi Shanker, and Ringo is well... always..Ringo, ain't he? The lads from Manchester are awed that this time machine worked. Liam Gallagher sizes up John Lennon. His brother Noel wishes he brought his own guitar. Bonehead, Guigsy, and Alan say hi to Paul McCartney. "Wow! You're fucking John Lennon!" Liam says to his hero... "What track are you working on?" Noel asks George "Tomorrow Never Knows." "What it doesn't know too soon." Oops. Noel thought-THEY might use that line! George didn't say anything. The Liverpudlians offer the boys from Manchester some of their marijuana. John raises an eyebrow to Paul-"Yep. Would you guys like to jam with us?"

Now that everyone is relaxed from the pot smoking session. The guys from the Beatles and the blokes from Oasis have a real groovy cool jamming session...yet there is a worry on the horizon.......

Well--while the other guys are into it. Noel realizes they went back in time, and they would be totally screwing up history if the record gets recorded and released,,,,after Liam is done socializing with John...Noel whispers to his brother... "We have to leave." "Why?" Noel tried to explain to Liam. "Oh, that's fucking stupid! I'd be willing to be non-existant, if I could meet up with John Lennon." "You-non existant-that's not what Paul says." Right now brother Paul Gallagher was one years old. "He can fucking sod off, man! No way, we gotta do this record!"

"There's a thought..." Noel slightly smiled, "Unfortuantely, this is NOT the time for your demise. Don't you see, there are some right jerks who don't want us to BE--why, if that record gets released-we will be locked in this time warp--and I shudder to think of that fucking Damon ruling the 90's!" "Maybe, you're right, Noel. After all Patsy's not even born yet.." "Or any of us...except Bonehead...." "But there are some fucking strange people outside of the studio...one looks like bloody Darth Vader, I swear!" "So, we have to stop this session-there isn't much we did." "You're forgetting the short "Her Majesty"." How were Oasis going to get out of this one? Sure, it was great to meet The Beatles, but if they stayed in this universe it would be no more Oasis................OH NO! Who's going to save Oasis?

It became obvious that Oasis were beyond help. In a giant vortex, Noel, Liam and the others were sucked into oblivian. Ringo, always the wide-eyed innocent one, asked (while in fits of pot-induced laughter) "what happened to those gits from Manchester, then?" Paul, always the observant one, said "I think they were sucked into a giant vortex" George just sat quietly playing his sitar... John, always the intelligent one, put the demise of Oasis in perspective, "Oh well, no great loss. Seemed like a bunch of parrots to me..." Then, from out of nowhere, a very annoyed Pete Best burst into the room...

"Pete," said Paul. Pete looked agrily at Paul. "Don't Pete me. None of you. Don't even bother. You lads lied. You said that the music thing was all over. Hamburgh. The whole gig was dead. I thought you were all going to get jobs at the 7-11. That's what you said. So, I joined a bunch of monks and tried to forget about rock n' roll. So, after 5 years I come back down from the mountain...after living 5 years in silence...and what do I find...you are all still...you know...doing it......" John looked up at Pete. "Heh look lads! It's Pete!" What's new Pete? Where have you been all these years?" Pete look confused. "I said. I was in a monastary. I was away. Didn't you hear me?" Paul looked up at Pete. "Heh! It's Pete! Where you been Pete?"

Ringo high as a bird.....was uncomfortable with this Pete Best prescence. "That's not bloody Pete!" Ringo said "Give the boy a tenner." like in the movie Help! The man peeled off his face to reveal Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher. "But that's impossible-we got rid of you!" said George John crossed his hands-he admired Liam's moxie. Unfortunately for Mr. Gally-he had to fight this battle alone-the rest of Oasis wanted to stay in their proper time and place-but Liam wanted the adventure..... Liam loved the Beatles-and didn't want to hurt them-but he knew George Harrison was behind the wicked plan-because he did say in an interview that the group would be better off without him-well, excuse me, mr. hare krishna! Liam took out a Star Wars light sabre (purple neon) and pointed it at George-with every intention of sending him out of the milky way! Just then Yoda appeared sitting on Ringo's bass drum. "Feel the Force.............and the force isn't about doing harm." "Take that, fucking Yoda." and Liam sent him into oblivion. It was George Harrison all right-posioning people that you couldn't like the Beatles and Oasis both-you had to chose just like a bitter love story-it's either your soul mate or your family.....you can't love both.....didn't the people see? It was George Harrison saying you cannot like both...Says who? Alot of people liked both the Beatles, their solo, and Oasis music and other acts at the same time like Elvis Costello, Buddy Holly, even bubble gum Abba for the kitchsy Brady Bunch factor......... Continue On................. Meeker,

Liam was thrown into jail for what he did to Yoda. Everybody hoped that was the last they would ever hear of the Gallagher brother, but that was not to be. After a few weeks, someone had seen Liam and Elvis in Loch Ness (poor old Nessie). Was he out of prison already? Yes. All of Beatles fans sighed.

So Liam and Elvis (who had spent the past 20 years at Maharishi's place in India, dressed out as George Harrison), made up a terrible evil plan to get the Beatles to take a final trip to the Land of Submarines.

But just then a bomb fell on their heads and blew them up permantly altering history. Yet history was not altered becaused it didn't happen yet. The Beatles then decided to do something meaningful with their time.

Like build a time machine. They wanted to see what Mars would look like one thousand years from now. There was a thriving colony you see. They went into a local barr to have space age alcohol. It wasn't very good. Just then they ran into(continue, please don't change the subject)

"Blokes named Bonehead, should not be allowed to drive speaceships!" Noel said-regretting leaving the proper time and place-just to save his brother's neck. (again) They landed on Mars, too. Unaware that the Beatles were there, and so were Liam and Elvis Presley. "I wish you'd stop following me!" Liam said to Elvis "all i wanted was to ditch colonel tom, and pick up my order for 20 cheeseburgers from Burger King!" "Bloody Memphis twat. I am definitely mad fer getting George Harrison!" Just as Liam said that-his brother and mates appeared, "Fancy meeting YOU here." Liam said sheepishly "I should've known you'd bloody be here." Noel replied-he liked the atmosphere of this place-Star Wars was his favorite movie- and he laughed when Liam told him what Yoda did to him. "You probably deserved it." "I'll tell you, who's going to deserve it, George Harrison!" Liam explained his plan. Only to have Noel slap him upside the head. "I can't let you do that....we love the Beatles, or have you forgotten? I don't really know how you have managed us to get involved in this mess....but we have to put a fucking stop to this! We have to get back to our proper deminison......" Just then some visions appeared named the Princesses Cynthia, Jane,Pattie, and Maureen............Only were they? Things weren't what they seemed here.......Should the lads go to the Princesses or should they get back on their spaceship and go back to the 1990's............? Meanwhile.....Paul and John were watching things from a distance.... "Maybe, " Paul started to say......John finished the sentence for him, "Liam's right....."

"NO, LIAM IS NOT RIGHT"a voice came in the middle of the crowd. "Oh, no. I think i know this voice."said john, trying to do not look scared. Of course that he knows the voice. It was Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, the guy's little helper and a guardian of the subjects who were abandoned. "What's up, Lucy?" "John, John, John. If you go with they, who'll make the story comes true? And anyway, THEY are out of their time. Go back on it. You still have to write 'tomorrow never knows' . " And she was right. And, like in "Midsummer night dream", she made all of then sleep. And when they woke up...

"Look here, I think I should to my own write"said john "the subjects are getting more and more confusing".He looked around he, and saw that everybody were sleeping. Where were his glassses? As he was searching, Lucy came to the scene again. "LOOK A FEW PAGES BEFORE, YOU WERE AFTER A REVENGE FOR SOMETHING SOMEONE DONE. AFTER ALL THS CRAZY PART, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM THE START". "Alright, dear Lucy. Have I to go on my own again?" "who's the hero of the story anyway?"said she. "Don't worry, John. They'll wake up in time. But go back. The-Man is waiting for you." ( IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT, GO BACK A FEW PAGES. THE STORY STILL GOES ON. PLEASE, DO NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN! )

Then came a fat cow

WHO KEEPS CHANGING THE SUBJECT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunatly time neve goes backward, SORRY

Nicole and george were having fun

Just like the episode of Dallas with Bobby Ewing in the shower this was all a dream....something that Ringo was muttering, because he didn't like what was happening. "You guys should go with the Princesses," Alan White said- realizing are all drummers in the background? "I'll stay here, and guard the ship." That seemed a fine idea. Back with John and Paul....... "See, you aren't supposed to be here, John," Paul said softly-he didn't know how he knew, he just KNEW. "You aren't supposed to have any knowledge of anything past 1980-trust me....Oasis are huge. and George has said some dumb things, you know, Harrison. Somehow, we got involved in this time and space stuff, and I want to go back to inspire THOSE kids." "Always the sap, aren't you, Macca?" John replied like a cynic. "I don't know how we're going to get back....but the point is...we're alive....these guys aren't supposed to be yet. Except for the one they call Bonehead." Meanwhile a folkie called Bob Dylan was also on Mars-only he HATED Oasis-and he KNEW if he could KEEP them here, then they couldn't be born-only Bonehead was already born- but with the adult Bonehead here on Mars, the one in England, will just grow up to be a normal kid. "Jane Asher-you're beautiful......." Liam said in a voice of boyish sweetness "Oh, god." Noel smacked him. He did like Cynthia-but he wasn't going to alter history--Liam would in a heartbeat, and that's what made Noel angry. "Thank you." Jane replied "You must come with us." Pattie replied-that made Liam grin. Obviously thinking of the other meaning. Guigsy was chatting up Maureen. Bonehead could feel something within him-because he knew- in 1966 he was born-while the others were not....but time was NOT on Noel's side because he was born in May of '67- and since he was the brains of Oasis-he had to get out of this dimension and fast. Liam abandoned his plan to get rid of George Harrison (for now) and they went to the Princesses castle. It's obvious the Beatles were not the enemy. Bob saw everything from his crystal ball at

They better leave George alone or a dragon might come eat them!

The princesses got tired of all that courtesy from that five guys with strange accent, and looked at the window. And they saw the four coming to see then. "You tell me, lady of diamonds"said Cynthia to a girl who came to announce the four beatles ( Guess who? Starts with Lucy and finishes with diamonds ) "who's the one with glasses, and who walks so resolute?" "This one is John". "Lady, and the one near him?" asked Patti. "It's George", she answered. "What does he do for a living?" " he plays guitar in a band." "Oh my, it sounds romantic. Jane, for which one of then you are looking?" "For the one near...er.... George, is it right? He looks incredably charming" "That one is Paul." Lucy in the Sky said "But I thought that you wree in love with that Liam. Or it was Noel?" " Ah, who cares?" Jane answered. Nobody asked who Maureen were looking. But it was unecessary.

"I'll have to leave you for a while"said Lucy in the Sky to the princesses, and she went to see her four mates and creators "So, Lucy, how are the princesses?" asked George. Lucy got a looking glass from her mop-pocket "EACH OF YOU, LOOK HERE. THERE'S A GIRL WAITNG FOR EACH OF YOU, AND HERE HER FACE WILL APPEAR." "Another trick, huh?" said Ringo. Lucy did not answer. "Hey, I see a red-head on my way!" shouted Paul "And I see a blondie one. Nice chick...Something in the way she smiles, you see..." said George, because he saw Patti's face at the mirror. And he forgot sudenly Nicole2. "Nice woman, this one"said Ringo "do you think she'll mind about the rings? You see, it scared many others" "She likes you the way you are" . " What's unhumanly impossible!" shouted John. "And why i am not seeing no-one? " Lucy took the mirror... and she discovered thta Bonehead took Cynthia to be his wife-to-be...even if she didn't like the idea! "Oh, no. I won't finish alone in this story. To the castle!" And to the castle they went...
in which lived an evil wizard named Mandark (his real name was Walter but he needed a cool wizardy name to get a discount at Much Mojo his local magic store) and his pet dragon called Cinder (sorry but i could'nt think of anything origional) Mandark wanted to control the world so what better way to do it than to hypnotise The Beatles Mandark cast his spell on the Fab Four but then he realised he had'nt used enough green moldytoe nail clippings(there was a recesion on at the time!)and John was free.....

...to run after Bonehead and his wife-to-be ( Bonehead's, it's clear ). And as the other 3 looked like glass statuetes in the hands of Mandark, he and Lucy in the Sky were after Oasis's member and the blondie girl that he took to him. "Look that I got, Liam! isn't she beautiful?" shouted him."Put me back on the floor!" shouted Cynthia. but he did not listen. john was yet far away. "Lucy, Lucy, what am I going to do? they are leaving with the one who's choosed to me!" "Gee, time of thinking." she said. "Ok, it's one, two, three!" And when a close-and-open of their eyes, they were in the Oasis's spaceship, where Father McKenzie ( specially kidnapped to the ocassion ) were making Cynthia and Bonehead's marriage. "STOP THIS MARRIAGE, FATHER McKENZIE, SHE DOES NOT BELONG TO HIM! THE REAL ONE IS AT MY SIDE, HIS LOVE IS REAL! " shouted Lucy in the Sky. Liam looked very angry...

MEANWHILE BACK, the other three one were still looking like glass statuetes.The writer wants somebody to tell her what will happen to the statuetes. Don't break it down, if you please. GOING BACK TO THE MARRIANGE OF CYNTHIA AND BONEHEAD, STOPED BY LUCY IN THE SKY AND JOHN. Goes on!

"When you're only gone for a few hours-it all changes," Noel said to Paul McGuigan "Bonehead is mixing fantasy with reality! We got to save him. I might fancy her-but do you see me messing with history?" Noel asked "I'll still guard the ship." Alan said. Geez, drummers didn't have much fun............. "What about Liam?" Guigsy asked Noel laughed,"Let him save himself this time. He thinks he knows everything." and Noel knew he'd be in danger--if the date got close to his conception. Meanwhile--Bob Dylan thought of his plan to rid the world of Oasis. The princesses might be a key. But they were good, not evil like he....but they controlled the seasons here. Jane-spring. Cynthia-summer. Pattie-autumn-and Maureen- winter. There was an asteroid shower a coming, and the boys would have to stay on Mars for awhile. All of the boys. "I can unfreeze them easily," Liam still had his purple neon light sabre, "except Georgie, for calling fucking excess baggage." John had escaped before. "Thanks, kid." Paul said Ringo nodded-and looked over at George, then at Liam, "No way. Not after what he said about me." "We can't get rid of everyone we don't like." Ringo said "Well, I can...." Paul didn't say anything...... but Ringo was angry-he and George were sorta similiar in the Beatles wheel. Whenever Paul and John would start-George and Ringo would stick together....so he didn't appreicate Liam not saving him. *

"Bonehead-you better STOP now!" Noel shouted Paul McGuigan grabbed his arm---"No, we're just going to take you away." Noel and Paul carried him off. Cynthia waved bye-just like that scene in "A Hard Day's Night" when they dragged Grandad away...and that woman waved. Bob Dylan got rid of Mandark and Cinder by sending them to the andromeda galaxy....they were the good kind of kindhearted criminal...while Bob was mean...... * "We have to go back to the castle." Guigsy said to everyone except Liam at the spaceship "There's an asteroid shower out there." Noel said "Where's your kid?" Alan asked Noel "God knows, I don't care."

They went back to the castle-only to find Liam arguing with Ringo..... "I thought, you weren't going to harm George?" Noel asked "I didn't do this, you twit. I saved Paul...and the ungrateful Richard Starkey...I should just break you in a half with my light sabre." "Oh go away, Luke Skywalker," Noel took the light sabre out of Liam's hand and threw it in the garbage disposal. The princesses came back, Bonehead apologized for his behaviour to Cynthia. "That's okay. Can you help me to find John?" "I will!" Liam said "No, you won't." Jane said "Look! It's John!" said Maureen and Pattie at the same time. He came in the castle, just as the big door was about to close. He said "Ardwick...Arnold....Son of Harold....." and George became unfrozen....much to Liam's horror. He wished he was able to freeze George-but that bloody Mandark did-and Liam didn't know how to do that. and Noel threw away his light sabre.... "Well....it's almost time for supper." Jane said-and everyone walked to the grand dining room... as the evil Bob Dylan watched from his castle on his crystal ball.

"I'm going to get that George." Liam whispered to Noel between courses. "I won't let you.....the Beatles are not the enemy...and George is least of the problems--we have to get back to our proper time and place!" Noel replied in an almost above whisper voice....he wished there was a calendar so he could know the date--it was 1966, but which month and date?? Bonehead was living alternate realities....as he was born and a baby in Manchester...... but Noel knew it would be worse for him....if he didn't get off this planet! Damn Liam for calling up Marty McFly and starting all of this. Meanwhile.....Bob Dylan had a plan.........

How do you intice an alcoholic? Give them a drink...... How do you intice a chocoholic? Give them candy................. Create a utopia and the Oasis boys will forget about leaving. Still....it had had to go just right. Bob looked at his calendar- Yes, Noel Gallagher was born in May of 1967......which meant he was conceived in August-1966- and the date on the calendar said........................ and what exactly was Bob Dylan's plan? and would the Beatles help Oasis? (Paul would, you know it!) would George and Liam become buddies............... (Alan and Ringo could relate, let me tell you!) This is what happened next...............

Bob Dylan had a plan, but he needed to take a break. He needed to think. He needed to write. He needed to masturbate.

I thougt this was about John Lennon

Ignoring the comments written by someone with no creative writing skills we will move on....................... "I wish I knew what the date was." Noel said to Liam "I don't why, you're so hung up over that! This place is actually BETTER. The Beatles and ourselves could RULE this place......." "Shut up, you're talking too loud." "Cynthia and I are going to get married now," John said but Noel thought---they should already be-it's 1966! If the Beatles were stuck here too--it would mean No Yoko, no Linda, Olivia, or Barbara--and where was Julian? and Zak? Anyway back at the evil palace, as I said Bob Dylan had a plan-................................

...because his head were illuminated by The Lady of the Diaomnd Face ( the way the princesses called Lucy in the Sky )... Lucy was feeling guilty because she transformed Linda ina can of Span ( do you remember? ), and Yoko in a Blue Meanie ( she never liked yoko ) and she could not let the marriage happen. Any of then! "What do you suggest me, Lucy? I am ran out of idea" said bob Dylan, as Lucy were looking thru the looking glass. Suddnely she started to shout in a rhyme, what means that the situation were very bad : "WHATEVER YOU DO, DO IT FAST AS WIND! IF THIS MARRIAGE HAPPEN, WE'LL FOREVER STUCK HERE!" "I'll need a little help, Lucy. Do exactly waht I say" said Bob Dylan. And he said.......

( meanwhile back, father McKenzie were making the last things to start the marriage. I don't want to make you run, but or someone writes quickly what Bob Dylan and Lucy in The Sky will do, or the next chapter will not exist! )

"Lets all go to Paul's for Christmas!!" (Even if it was nowhere near Christmas-Time)"Ok, but if Yoko (Who he was REALLY married to)breaks another ornament, I'll get very bloody pissed.So they went. George, Dhani, and Olivia arrived first (he was married to OLIVIA y'all know.)and started to take off there non-mink (Remember the problem we had earlier?)coats and put them on Paul's bed. Troble was, Linda was taking a nap and dreaming about her awesome Vegitarian habits.Dhani, being very young at the time, said "Santa Cwaauss!!" and he pointed toward the chimney. There was a pair of black boots and some fur in the chimney. "Oww! dammit can somebody help me?" It was John. "I'm comin'down said Yoko in her weird little voice. "No dear!!! Wai-" THUDDD! John hit the ashes in the fireplace. "Uh.. guys, where is Sean?" George asked.

Just then a bolt of lightening came in the dining room, and made Cynthia, Pattie, Maureen, and Jane disappear............ "What's going on?" said John "Isn't it obvious, John?" George said-Liam rolled his eyes at the all mighty Harrison! "How is he supposed to know HIS future?" Noel asked Liam "Life flows in and out of us.......we obviously, weren't with them.." "Can I say something?" asked Bonehead "Sure." George said-as long as Liam didn't talk to him. "It's 1966 you would be with Pattie.........John has to be with Cynthia.....Paul , Jane, and Ringo, Maureen........and we have to get back to 1997." "It could only have been that evil Bob." said Paul "We all must go to his castle, and save the girls." Ringo added "All right!" said Liam Gally "No-we can't!" Noel screamed at his brother. But of course, if the lads came to his castle.......Bob could execute his plan better to make sure Oasis never get back to 1997-and to make sure the Beatles don't get back to the real 1966. "Why not?" "You are so fucking stupid! Maybe, you'd be worried if it was 1972!" "I say let's go to the castle.......besides, the princesses are good, and are the only one's who can send us back to 1997." "I agree." said Alan , Guigsy, and Bonehead "Okay, let's join the others." Noel said.......... Back at Bob Dylan's palace, "Oh, good, they're all on their way......................" He said. His female aide stuck the princesses in carbonite (ala Han Solo in Empire...) and since Noel threw away Liam's light sabre- it would seem impossible for them to save the princesses...so they could send them back to 1997-and send the Beatles back to the real 1966. Time was not on Oasis' side. With Bonehead living alternate realties, and Noel feeling the date nearing his conception they had to get off this planet, and back to 1997 now! And so................

George stares around. He says to the others,"Who is Oasis?" They all look at him oddly. "George, it was only a dream!," John concluded. "Well, get up anyway, George. We have yet another concert to attend and perform," Paul inquired. All four, happily, merrily, and a few dollars richer, made their way to Shea Stadium. This was to be their greatest concert ever, with twice as many people. It was to be called: Shea Stadium 2: The REUNION! All that were featured included Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Beach Boys, the Monkees, the Kinks, Dave Clark 5, the Ventures doing back-up, the Turtles, Country Joe and the Fish(OOOppss, wrong concert, there was no fish:) George still pondered about this band, Oasis, existing, while listening to California Dreamin' by the Mamas and the Papas. He looked at the line-up again and asked himself,"Who needs Oasis???!"

"Yeah!!" shouted Paul. "Who needs Oasis?" "Screw Oasis" said John and then like that the horrible punk loser wannabes were gone. Gone I tell you. And the four lads were magically transported to a beautiful island where people make love and pick flowers all day. Among the habitants were Janis Joplin, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkle, , Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan Eric Clapton Elvis, Joni Mitchell, everyone in the bands of The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, The Doors,Journey, the Byrds, The Mama's and The Papas, the Carpenters, the Who, Jefferson Starship/Airplane, and Fleetwood Mac. *whew that was a lot* within a couple days the nation was in a state of total chaos,turmoil, disorder, and confusion from the lack of music. ALL THE GOOD BANDS WERE GONE, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were now forced to listen to rap and oasis and country forever. the people turned into Oasis lookin' ugly freaks and were soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly that they all committed suicide. then all the people of the island inherited the earth and played their righteous music all day.....(what a perfect world...)

whoever wrote that above. . .THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently-someone has no musical knowledge-because Elivs Presley couldn't have been a hippie because he thought the Beatles were bad for the American youth. First meeting aside, he didn't like the Beatles....... and why can't people like the Beatles and Oasis BOTH? Both bands are great. Oasis are to the 90's what the Beatles were to the 60's. Where is this hatred coming from? So, I encourage some other Beatles/Oasis fan for a change to start to write a story that shows BOTH the Beatles and Oasis in a positive light. I have written many things here, during the past two days, as a creative writer, hoping someone else, would add to a posit- ive story.......it was supposed to end this way. Bob Dylan's plan not working--and the Beatles helping Oasis get back to 1997 and Oasis helping the Beatles to get back to 1966. Hail the Fathers! Hail the Sons! Let's showcase them both in a postive light!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love & Peace-Rev. Jim Ignatowski (as himself)

"Oh, BLOOOOODY HEEELL!", shouted someone in the island. "And now they put the Beatles here! How's going to save the world now? ""Who are you, lady? " asked Paul to the woman. Don't you recognize me, Paul? I came from your mind." "Hey, aren't you..." "ELEANOR RIGBY, Sir! Welcome to Leso! Bob Dylan never liked my song, and so he sent me to this island with his power. And now ALL the bands are here. It's getting quite crowed." the four looked eachother. Live in a island with all those people were funny, and pleasant, but it was not funny anymore. "THERE IS NO MORE ROCK AND ROLL IN EARTH! POOR OF THOSE WHO STAYED OUT OF LESO, BECAUSE THE HAPPINESS IS GONE. DYLAN JAILED EVERYONE TO STAY WITH ALL THE GLORY, BUT ALL YOUR PEOPLE ARE GETTIN' BORED! " shouted Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, who were at Liverpool and could not go to her friends because she did not know the way to Leso...and because none of then called for her help. "IF HE ONLY COULD SING ONCE MORE...THEN I COULD COME TO SAVE THEN...BUT HIS VOICE IS GONE, SO GONE...I AM DIEING SLOW... HEROES NEVER DIE...BUT THE MUSIC DIE IF YOU DONT' SING IT..." Somehow John listened to her..........

"there was someone...hell, my mind is vanishing...there was someone...dressed with the sky...diamond face...flowers of celophane...Paul, help me if ytou will, I can't remember....I just can't remember..Who was the lady who used to help us...she's dieing in our town...bloody Dylan, how could you...." and Paul, George and Ringo got worried, because John could not rememeber... but they could not either! " sing, someone sing! She'll die and we'll never leave Leso...Lucy...Lucy in the..." and suddnely he stood up and shouted:"LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!"and he fell down. Dylan, sat on a pile of money at NY, was killing him. that was really unfair..............

Lucy in the Sky raised from the Merseyside, and were once more flying thigher and higher. "I SWARE I HEARD HIS VOICE! I SWARE, HE'S NOT DEAD! DYLAN DID NOT KILL HIM SO THERE'S STILL A CHANCE! LADS, KEEP JOHN ALIVE! TO LESO I AM GOING, WE'LL SURVIVE ONE MORE TIME!" . And Lucy flyed out of Liverpool, and out of England, and out of Europe... she was going to Leso...and in NY, Dylan had suddenly a sacry feeling. And in the palm of his hand there was a diamond. "BETRAYNER!", shined the diamond, as Lucy flyed to Leso...John was yet turned off.......( Go on! )

Meanwhile, at Leso, all the people were worried about John. All of then thinking about their own lifes: Dylan said that if one of then die at the island, they'd die too...and Dylan knew that John'd not survive...what a mean plan! And Lucy was flying to Leso,yet weak but very fast......

( by the way, I'd like to ask why the Big Brother Holding Company are not at the island. )

BACK TO DYLAN'S HOUSE, POSITIVELY 4TH STREET, NY: he looked to the diamond and start to shake."if she sent it, means she is alive. Means she is alive, means that Lennon is alive...and if he's alive...

***AUTHOR"S NOTE**** BIG BROTHER AND THE HOLDING COMPANY WAS THERE TOO!!!

WHAT IN GAY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!! !(refering to the crack whore who said that Elvis shouldn't be on the island) ELVIS is the fuckin' father of Rock 'n' Roll. The Beatles perfected it. I know that Mr. swivel hips wasn't a hippie but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have groovy tunes. I know that he doesn't compare the the Lads from Liverpool-who does?? So leave 'the pelvis' out of this. And kudos to the brilliant soul who put him on the island..,.............................................

( Alright, alright, so Elvis was there too. A man like him, who were at "King Creole" should not be forgotten. Forget all this fight and go on with the story. Thank you for put the Big Brother Holding Company at Leso. I really like 'en! )

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds came to Leso, and saw a crowd of musicians in a circle. "OH, NO, HAVE I COME TOO LATE?"thought Lucy . "Lucy! is it you?"shouted Ringo. "John is dieing, Lucy, help us!" And Lucy came to the center of the circle. "John, I know you can listen to me...TURN OFF YOUR MIND, RELAX AND FLOAT DOWN STREAM..." she started to sing...................

He continues chanting, "...it is not dying, it is not dying...." and Paul said, "Shut the bloody hell up, John! Nice song, but come on! Let ME sing my song!" and so he starts singing, or should I say screaming? a song which he calls "Helter Skelter"! which goes, "When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide....." and so on.....

DYLAN'S HOUSE, AT THE SAME TIME: Dylan was looking to the mirror. Sudennly the mirror broke, and little pieces of fake diamond fell of it. Dylan looked, and shouted aloud."SHE WANTS ME TO STOP!BUT I WILL NOT!" Meanwhile, at Leso, John was floating, as Lucy in the Sky and Eleanor Rigby were giving their eternity as wonderful songs to him. "THAT LOVE IS ALL, AND LOVE IS EVERYONE.."they were singing, and a choir of singers and musicians were singing along.............WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JOHN?

( look, hat will happen to john nobody knows, but if Paul carry on singin' "Helter Skelter" he'll destroy his voice! What happened to Dylan? )

His son decided to make his own musical group called the Wallflowers and they're pretty good.

Yeah, the Wallflowers kick major arse! So Mrs. Liam Gally went to a Wallflowers concert cos Liam was drunk on the couch and the Beatles were playing strip poker with.....

The Wallflowers ARE great, but back to the Beatles please. So meanwhile, Paul continues singing Helter Skelter and so destroys his voice. "Paul?" asks John, coming to his apartment later that night. "Where the bloody hell are you?" Paul tried his best to answer but because of his voice being torn up he couldn't make himself heard. John was on LSD at the time and decided that Paul must be dead. He imagined him in a magical world filled with tangerine trees and marmalade skies! "What a wonderful song that would make!" he said aloud. He then told the others that Paul was dead and went off to write his song...

*I wrote that before the strip poker thing was there, so cancel that last thing and continue with poker* ...Mary! And Mary was having loads of fun because John was losing and had to take off ALL his clothes. Unfortunately, George is a really good player and didn't take off his pants. And who else might be there but...

John Beluschi

...And suddenly, John fell on the ground. Lucy and Eleanor forgot the rest of the song. But it was OK. John was fine again. "My, I had such a bad dream...Wallflowers and all of that. Ok, you all. Let's get out of here. Lucy, is it possible? " "Nothing is possible to me. Well, almost nothing. TO NY!"And she clapped the hands, and they were all at Dylan's house. Well, not everybody. Some of then had to stayed outside ( it was a crowd, have you noticed? )................................ Dylan had that fake diamonds on the hand, and the diamonds became grey and red..........something was about to happen......
.....And julian jumped out of a cake and said "beep cleep chimney"

John smacked Julian: "What's wrong with you? Are you drunk?" "Yes," said Julian. "Good boy," said John. John continued his partying till the wee hours of the morning, when he finally returned to the studio. And who was there but Marilyn Manson! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" John cried, but suddenly sat up and realized he was having ANOTHER bad dream. (You guys ever think that the reason these guys keep having bad dreams is because of our shitty writing?) John called Ringo and the two of them went out for an early breakfast to McDonalds.

NOW LET'S TRY SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT- SINCE SAM WANTS TO STOP THE STORY AT CHAPTER 11-LET'S PRETEND (LIKE WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ALREADY, RIGHT?!) THAT THE THREETLES DECIDED- EVEN THOUGH, JOHN IS IN HEAVEN, THAT THEY WANT TO DO A CONCERT TOGETHER......AN ALL STAR JAM...... WITH GUESS WHO? THOSE LOVEABLE LADS FROM MANCHESTER-YES, OASIS-AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO CANNOT APPRECIATE BOTH BANDS SOD OFF!!!!THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LIKE BOTH.... WE CAN MAKE THIS CHAPTER LOTS OF FUN...COMPLETE WITH JOHN "FLASHBACKS" ALA THE MIKE DOUGLAS SHOW, THE DICK CAVETT SHOW, AND THE DAVID FROST SHOW!!!!!AND IF WE WANT TO THROW IN TIME AND SPACE WITH STAR WARS-WHY THE HELL NOT? US 3RD GENERATION BEATLES FANS-AND SAME GEN. OASIS FANS ARE HERE, AND WE ARE HERE, TO TELL YOU-WE DEMAND RESPECT!!!!!! I KNOW THERE IS SOME 45 YR. OLD COMPUTER NERD OUT THERE, GOING, "I WILL NOT APPRECIATE NEW MUSIC?" DOESN'T THIS CONTRADICT YOUR PHILOSOPHY THIRTY YEARS AGO? IF YOU'RE STARTING TO BE AS JUDGEMENTAL AS YOUR PARENTS.....THEN YOU CANNOT CALL YOURSELF A HIPPIE ANYMORE..... SOME OF THE TEENYBOPPERS MAY BE IGNORANT, WITH THEIR LACK OF MUSICIAL KNOWLEDGE, BUT AT LEAST THAT WILL CHANGE IN TIME. PEACE & LOVE-REV. JIM IGNATOWSKI (AS HIMSELF) NOW....I AM GOING TO HAVE TRUST IN THE NEXT PERSON WHO ADDS TO THE STORY. A NEW CHAPTER OF THE STORY-'A NEW HOPE'

argh! all that shouting!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY EVERYONE IS SHOUTING! Ah,that's much better.Thank you, Mister Man.

"Why not? A reunion would be a Gear idea! Unfourtunately,I don't think it would be as fun without John. " said the remarning three.

One day paul, george and ringo decided to make conntect with john in hevan. "Alright lads, let's get started." said Paul "First we have to play one of john's favorite songs" says ringo. "what's his favorite song" asked goerge.No one knew what his favorite song was so they decided to call Yoko ring! ring! ring!.....

"Hello??" Yoko answered. "Hi Yoko!!!" the three boys exclaimed. "Oh, hi lads!" she said. "Listen, Yoko, do you know what John's favorite song was??" "Hmm, I believe it was-" Yoko started but she suddenly got cut off!!! "OH NO!!! WHAT DO WE DO????" screamed Ringo.

Man, that was ONE BEAUTIFUL paragraph about Oasis and The Beatles...I truely love that!! *sniffs* Seriously..... I LOVE YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE!! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT!! Oasis and Beatles fans should get along, but I might as well continue the story..*hee,hee* A beatiful white light shown, and out of that light, stepped, who else??? Jarvis Cocker of Pulp, the beatiful man he is!!! The 4 Beatles just stared at him..... "Ello there!" said Jarvis, in his deep voice... "Ello yerself..." said The Beatles, staring back at Jarvis, and wondering where this man had come from......

So the Fabs did the only thing they possibly COULD do: They asked! -Well, I'm not from the Land of Submarines, I can tell you that, Jarvis said. I come from a land far, far away...or not that far away anyway. And now I've come to share my secrets with you. -Who is this jerk, Paul cried. Secrets, what would we care about his secrets that he got in a land he doesn't even know where it is? -I do know where it is! Jarvis said. It is...it is... -Nah, John said, lets get out of here. So the Beatles left the confused Jarvis and walked away.

But by that time, the Beatles were so hung over from not understanding anything that they married they're REAL wives like YOKO and OLIVIA and LINDA and MAUREEN (Or BARBARA depending on which year we are in)so they went to sleep in the forest. Sean came with his new wife, Kathleen (Who was now Julia) from the Practice page and she broght Ryan even though he was Liam. But by that time Oasis had drowned."What is HTML markup?" asked John.But he never got the answer because all of a sudden he was a grandfather. And Sean and Julia named the babies (TWINS)...

Taro ( which means John in some language ) and Charles!!

DOES ANYBODY REMEMEBER OF LUCY? Yeah, I remember. She was resting in Strawberry Fields, after all those stuff of Bob Dylan - he got red and grey, exactly as the diamonds said. She was reading the BAGISM home page, and stared. "A meeting between Beatles and Oasis? Does not sound bad. .By the way, John's fav song were HELP! (read it at BBC's interview, John Lennon Remembers, publicated by somebody that I forgot the name. )", she said She looked thru her glass onion, to see how were her lads. "Thanks God, they are fine...wait a minute...Eh! Be-a-tles! When the concert will happen?" Anfd they looked up at the sky, without understand why, because they forgot about Lucy in the Sky. And because of it she started to cry. Fake diamonds came from heaven, a sign that something would happen.."HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE TO YOU? LISTEN CAREFULLY, BUNCH OF FOOLS! MY REVENGE WILL COME, FAST AS WIND! YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER...OR YOU'LL HAVE TO RUN OF YOUR SINS!" And they looked up, looking to the trees... that voice meant something to then.............. ( Why finishes at 11 th chapter? What Sam 's going to put to subistitute it? CARRY ON WITH THE STORY... LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN PUT THE FAB-FOUR AND THE FIVE OF MANCHESTER TOGHETER! )

then the three beatles george, paul and ringo saw john floting down from heaven. "Hey look there's john" said paul "I have come to play at this concert" said john "You have guessed my favorite song and you are correct it is Help!" said john. so the four beatles went to yoko's house and yoko saw john and she started singing this horable song. It was sooooo bad that john ran out of the house and then......
The three beatles followed John. John walked into ....

a wall

"OW I JUST WALKED INTO THIS BLOODY WALL" yelled john "where are we going?" asked ringo "We are going to strwberry fields" answered john. as they were walking to strawberry feilds they saw....

MrsLiamGally and the rest of Oasis sitting there eating Taco Bell and playing with Star Wars figurines becuase after all it was Noel's all time fav movie. And John just happened to have his saber handy with him that day and just as he whipped out his hand saber..

Suddenly, John, who had been quietly reading the whole story as it unfolded, jumped out of his chair. "This is all cripe, it is all just cripe. Can no one write good fiction any more?" "Obviously not." retorted Paul as he tossed a new chapter onto the table. "If I weren't dead in the physical sense, and if the group hadn't been dead for so twenty-seven years, I'd write me own story! And then, I'd assemble a band with the rest of you lads and we'd be bigger than the Beatles!" screamed John. Of course, it was just wishful thinking. John knew that he was dead and that the Beatles were gone and that if any of the Fabs were left at all, it wal Paul with his new album. George and Ringo were also still left, but they seemed to be having fun being normal guys.

But of course, everyone calmed down, and continued to eat their bean burritos..(yum, yum) "Yum, good burritos" John said... "Yeah, really good...." said Paul..... "FOOKING GREAT!!!!" Said Liam, who was eating Noel's burritos.... Ringo, sitting quietly in the back, said "I like to eat my burritos crust first...." Then, the 3 Beatles, and 5 Oasis members burst into laughter.... "What?!" cried Ringo, "All's I said was I like to eat my burritos crust first." Which sent the group of into fits of laughter again...Guigsy, who was munching on his Nacho Bell Grande, quitely excused himself, and walked towards the bathroom, little did he know that someone was lurking about in the bathroom!!!....(CONTINUE)......

....Half a hour, one hour, a hour and a half...and nothing from Guigsy. "Where the hell is Guigsy?"asked Noel. Suddenly, someone laughed somewhere. "Oh-oh...something is going wrong!", said bonehead. And they ran to find Guigsy. He was lied at the bathroom's floor, with the mouth full of fake diamonds. "ARE YOU READY FOR THE GAME, SIRS? IF YOU WANT TO PLAY TOGETHER, YOU HAVE TO DESERVE IT! THE HEAVEN IS CALLING JOHN, AND YOUR FUTURE JUST CAN'T WAIT...JUST CAN'T WAIT...SO YOU'D BE BETTER BE READY...YOU FORGOT ME...AND IT MADE ME SO ANGRY......" John, Paul,George, Ringo, Noel, Liam, Bonehead, and the another Paul looked to eachother. "Forgot who?"asked Liam. And suddnely he remembered the day he were at Abbey Road sleeve...that voice was calling him..."...my name is Lucy in the Sky...". "Look, we should better stay together."said John. "whatever she is, she is right. Heaven is calling me, and I can't stay for too long. Let's see what she'll do". "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"shouted Guigsy. He was kindly asking to someone take off all that diamonds of his mouth. (CONTINUE!! ) ( PS: have I forgot someone from Oasis? Correct me if I did )

Last writer: All correct about Oasis. But Mrs. Liam was there too...let's talk about her later... Poor Lucy ! After all she has done! I guess thta now she's at Strawberry Fields, crying a lot of diamonds ( why fake ones? somebody can explain? ) and being consolated by Billy Shears, who lived out there too. And meanwhile, all the musicians were waiting for the next step of the Girl with ( fiercing ) Kaleidoscope eyes! DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I WANNA SEE HOW IT FINISHES!

"Well, don't be greedy." Said Julia, who used to be Kathleen. "By the way,they will NOT be named Taro and Charles but Paul and Julia. I Like those names. Paul (The baby) started screaming at the top of his lungs. (But would it make a big difference if it was big Paul?) "Get your bloody kid outta here." Said Paul. "We're tryin' to record Helter Skelter."But it was too late. If you listen in the background, you can hear him screeching.Then Julia and Sean said... So he took his drumsticks and waved them around. "I banish you!!" said Ringo (the drummer) And John laughed. So Pete Best was Banished off to the Land of America.But then some wacko who disliked John decided to come up with an alternative to bagism so he called it NegaBagism and employed as enforcers the NEFARIOUS Blue Meanies.(Who had come back from chapter 1) So everyone was walking around like robots, dressed the same (in tweed business suits) listening to the same music, (those dumb Oasis freaks)and John was horrified. BEATLES TO BATTLE!!! he cried. So Ringo, Paul, John, and George donned bright red silk suits that had big B's on them and tried to fly off to defeat the wacko. But they couldn't. "Enough with this" cried John (the leader) "I still want to be leader!" Ringo said. "Not now Ringo, we must don the Oh so holy uniforms of the regiment of Pepper" So they went to Pepperland and got their uniforms...

MEANWHILE, AT STRAWBERRY FIELDS, Lucy in th Sky looked thru the glass onion to see how they were. "Oh, no, I am done. If they get those clothes, nothing will make then stop... But I will win this time.". Back to London, the Oasis member were looking to the regiment of Pepper coming to the scene "Eh, Noel, we could have some of this uniforms in the next record, don't you think so? "said Liam, but Noel did not hear, because a piece of diamond fell to his head. "Incredabele puzzle, this one". The four beatles were ready, and so were the Oasis. John, the leader, shouted to the sky : ' MADAM WITHOUT A FACE, WE ARE HERE! WHERE SHOULD WE FIND YOU?" And a voice came from nowhere "COME TO WHERE NOTHING IS REAL...WHERE ALL YOUR WISHES COMES TRUE...PEPPERLAND IS YOUR PASSWORD, COME AND FIND ME, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN!"...................CONTINUE!

They kissed goodbye their wifes and went into a magic hole to Pepperland. Where Lucy in the sky were waiting for the Remember Last Battle. Nine rock musicians against one powerful song? Who'll win?

Fortunately for all 4 beatles and all 5 Oasis members, they were magically saved by Polythene Pam. They all hanglided to the Wonderwall, except for Ringo who had a cold and had to go back to Liverpool. Polythene Pam vanished when the 8 musicians reached the Wonderwall. "Make 1 wish!", exclaimed Liam. "I just want me Yoko", said John. Instantly, all 8 of the musicians were transported to Yoko's house.

"GRRR, John! What a wish you've made! We could ask to Lucy in the Sky forget the revenge she wants to make!" shouted George. But John had something to say...his wish was not in vain. He never told the guys, but Yoko were a very powerful wizard. "With her at our side, Lucy in the Sky will not dry us away". "Let's hope so." said Noel, as Yoko appeared at the door. "I heard it all, darling. Step inside. I will help you." . And the 8 musicians got into Yoko's basement. Strange, Ringo was there too. "AAATCHIM! She draged me here, John. AAATCHIM! I am ill yet, but I want to go with you." "so, you are in. yoko, what's your idea?" ..........CONTINUE!

Bagism is groovy!

This has nothing at all to do with the story... BUT I MET GEORGE YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o) :o) :o) :o) Sorry... back to the story...

While were off the subject I might as well say : Congratulations to Paul, who is now a knight. He's now SIR PAUL!!!!! Imagine what this will do to his ego!!!!

In Yoko's house, they tried to walk through the door into John's bedroom. Instead they teleported into the Avalon in San Francisco in 1967. Jefferson Airplane was on stage, and fortunately the Beatles had their instruments. They went on stage with Oasis and started playing along. They picked up a bottle of water and each of them had a big sip. Then, forty-five minutes later, the audience turned into characters from Beatles songs!

When they all realized that they were on an acid trip..... Of course, Guigsy and Ringo started starring off, and then Bonehead and George.....Liam,Noel,John,and Paul just starred at each other, til Liam just passed out and went to sleep.....Noel just went off, and wrote a song.....A beatiful song, called "Talk Tonight" while, John and Paul looked on....While Guigsy,Ringo,George,Bonehead, and Liam, slept peacefully on the floor...

As Paul lays in his bed, with Linda at his side, he thinks about what happened the previous day. The Queen actually knighted him... he thinks about how places and things that are gone.... In middle of of all this he hears a voice echoing across the room. The voice...The voice...is it just a dream....is it just a dream.... so long ago.... it seemed so very real....it seemed so real to me.....

This voice spoke out to Paul..."Paul, I'm not sure if I should be comical, sincere or witty....but I do send my love to you tonight" At this moment his knows....he knows that he has finally made peace with his old buddy....he knows that life is funny and that we must all make the best of the situation at hand....he is content...nothing will change his world.....

JOHN sipped his drink. Bloody Mary!!

Well, I read about Lucy's revenge, and I am wondering what she'll do now that everybody is sleeping...and, if it's called IN OUR OWN WRITE, I write that she took away Linda in a dream...she knows that Sir Paul'd do anything to rescue her...but he thought it was just another dream...BUT WHEN HE WOKE UP SHE WAS NOT THERE! ( continue )

OK, this is the game? Carrying it on! Linda woke up in a very different land. she were there in a chapter before but she colud not recognize it. "Hello, Mrs. McCartney. good that I could take you here." "Why? Why are you doing all this fight? What's the matter if they can't remeber you? all the world can!". Lucy looked to her, and shouted in a rhyme : "WHAT IS THE MATTER IF THE WORLD KNOW ME? IF THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED ME FORGET THE TUNE, NO-ONE WILL REMEMBER NO MORE! I GAVE MY LIFE TO THEN, AND THEY TURNED ME AWAY...THEY DECIED TO STAY WITH THOSE FIVE GUYS, AND SUDDENLY THEY CLOSED THEIR EYES FOR THE DANGER THAT WAS TO COME...THE DANGER WAS ME!" She breathed, and carried on: "YOU TELL ME...IS IT FAIR? I GUESS IT'S NOT...BECAUSE OF ME YOU'VE MET YOUR HUSBAND, BECAUSE I WHISPERED TO HIM YOU WERE THERE IN THE CROWD...NOW, YOU ANSWER: CAN YOU HELP ME...I DON'T WANT TO KILL THEN...." and Linda looekd to her in a very peculiar way.... ( CONTINUE )

Yoko woke up in the middle of the night. "John, John, wake up,!" "What?..Oceanchild, what the hell..." John moaned. "I heard...I heard that lady...I discovered why she wants to fight. do you remember Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?" "Lucy who? Sorry, Yoko...since that trip to the island I don't remember a thing about my music..." trip to island...Bob Dylan sent then to the islands...so we see that the evil was not Oasis, after it all... GEE! WHAT MAKE ME REMEBER THAT WE DID NOT GIVE AN END TO DYLAN! Why shout? Alright. So he was planing it all. Knowing that Lucy would not forgive then...NASTY! So, John woke up all the eight musicinas, and they traveled to Pepperland, where linda and Lucy in the Sky were. ...they remebered...and togheter they'd put an end at this subject...............CONTINUE

Well in Pepperland John decided to go and sneak up on the blue meanies. Well the blue meanies wanted to sneak up on john lennon so there they were sneaking up on each other when all of a sudden Lucy came flying out of the sky with diamonds and she hit the blue meaines with the diamonds and killed them all. John was so happy to see Lucy that he forgot all about yoko and he married Lucy. Well yoko was very unhappy so she......

Decided to sit down in her house and wait for John to come home once his mind figured itself out.

( if you excuse me, Lucy could not marry John because she was not REAL! Though she's powerful, she's just a couple of notes. Let's make the things as they are, if you please. So Lucy in the Sky saved his life? Brave thing! ) lUcy looked to then all, and started to cry fake diamonds "IN THE END, LOVE WOULD WIN... I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT...FOR MORE THAT I TRY TO HATE YOU, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY DARLINGS.... and she smiled. "BUT THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WILL PAY AT THE END! NOEL, YOU ANSWER ME: DO YOU REMEMBER DYLAN?" and he said yes..."He almost made us stay at Mars!" "THE EVIL IS THERE, STARED IN HIS EYES! BACK TO LONDON, BACK TO WHERE HE IS..."and they went back thru the looking glass, and were again at the city..."IND DYLAN, GET HIM AND MAKE HIM SAY! REGIMENT OF PEPPER, REGIMENT OF THE WONDERWALL, DO IT FOR ME AND BRIGHT MY DAY!"And she disapeared in the wind.....CONTINUE!

Billy shears kissed Lucy, and smiled to her "You;'ll be back, innit?" "I will." And she jumped into thehole with the 9 musicians, leaving her true love behind. AND LET'S SEE WAHT THEY'LL DO WITH DYLAN!

They took dylan and through him in the see of holes (something Like that any way) the beatles were very upset so they went to find this place called the sea of holes ringo knew of a place under the sea so hey all went to the octopus's garden and had tea. They asked the octopus if he knew where the sea of holes was and he said that he saw some mysters person swimming by and he said his name was dlyn so the beatles swam off to find him. While they were swimming they swam upon a....

....person sleeping away. But don't worry, readers.It was just Mean Mister Mustard taking a rest ( a incredable place to take a rest! But it's OK, it's just a story ). And the swam after Dylan, and they swam until they arrived in a dry land. It was the Garden of Maybe. Dylan was yet running away, but as I said they wrere at a dry land, so Lucy created a dimaond with the size of a brick, and throwed it at Dylan`s head!And, they gather round him and......

....hanged him around his neck. "What the hell you were doing to us!??"shouted John. Dylan could not say because he was hanged, so they decided to put him pbackon the floor. And he said why he did it all to the Beatles AND to the Oasis....

after a few moments he came round and said I'm Elvis Presley uh-huh and I think uh-huh you Beatles are uh-huh bad for uh-huh America He got to his feet grabbed Paul by the arm pulled out his Vietnam Nam knife radioed hi chopper and made good his escape.Luckily for Paul and the Beatles the Magical Mystery Tour bus was passing by John flagged it down and told the driver their predicament.The bus driver said "Hop in.We'llcatch that bad Elvis impersonator;I hate bad Elvis impersonators"None of the Beatles noticed his frothing at the mouth or the mad gleam in his eyes,and off they set...

...until three girls stoped the bus. They hopped in, and stayed near the four beatles. "Hello, sirs. how the life goes on?" Paul looked to her. "Molly Jones! But what the hell you are..""Shhh...silence. You did not got the clue? The driver is Dylan. he's taking you away. Lucy sent us here...we'll distract him. If you leave the Garden of Maybe, you are dead." "Sounds terrible" said Bonehaed, who were taking a chat with Miss Winters. Molly jones and Michelle came to the front seats, with jacknifes in their sweaty hands.................

WHILE THEY WERE GOING, THE BUS WERE LEAVING THE GARDEN OF MAYBE. THIS GARDEN IS THE FRONTIER BETWEEN DREAM WORLD AND REAL WORLD. JOHN DID NOT BELONG TO THE REAL WORLD ANYMORE, SO IF HE LEFT THE GARDEN...WE WON'T HAVE A STORY. Back to the girls.

Go to Chapter: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

 

Home Web Chat Web Boards Discography Library Quiz Art & Poetry Links Store

Image Map -- text links below

Home | Web Chat | Web Boards | Discography | Library | Quiz | Art & Poetry | Links | Store


Produced by Sam Choukri
Frequently Asked Questions
Last updated on May 14, 1998