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Re: Worst Full Length Song on Any LP

Posted by **Beatles Fan Robert** on Jul 6, 2017 at 8:08:30 AM:
In Reply to: Re: Worst Full Length Song on Any LP posted by **Only Sleeping** on Jul 1, 2017 at 8:44:35 PM:

**Roll the drums please -
**
**"And the honor goes to ..." (the MC opens the sealed envelope, takes out the card and puts on his reading glasses).
**
**"Don't Pass Me! Take a bow, Ringo, and say a few words!"
**
**Ringo Starr rises from his chair, bounds on to the stage and smiles to the audience.
**
**"Thank you Bif. I want to thank me mom (looks up and folds his hands), Barbara, Zak, Jason, and of course all of my wonderful fans."
**
**"Come on Ringo, sing a few words!"
**
**"Oh, OK then" (clears his throat). The bands starts playing, poorly of course, like an oompa oompa German beer hall song. Ringo begins to croon into the microphone, off key of course.
**
**"You were in a car crash,
**And you lost your hair"
*Yeah there's a few more stinkers. Wild Honey Pie Flying Blue Jay Way Revolution 9. etc. They had stinkers like everyone else.
*
Don't forget Mr. Moonlight!

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