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Re: Worst Full Length Song on Any LP

Posted by **Only Sleeping** on Jul 1, 2017 at 8:44:35 PM:
In Reply to: Worst Full Length Song on Any LP posted by **Beatles Fan Robert** on Jun 29, 2017 at 8:59:14 AM:

*Roll the drums please -
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*"And the honor goes to ..." (the MC opens the sealed envelope, takes out the card and puts on his reading glasses).
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*"Don't Pass Me! Take a bow, Ringo, and say a few words!"
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*Ringo Starr rises from his chair, bounds on to the stage and smiles to the audience.
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*"Thank you Bif. I want to thank me mom (looks up and folds his hands), Barbara, Zak, Jason, and of course all of my wonderful fans."
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*"Come on Ringo, sing a few words!"
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*"Oh, OK then" (clears his throat). The bands starts playing, poorly of course, like an oompa oompa German beer hall song. Ringo begins to croon into the microphone, off key of course.
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*"You were in a car crash,
*And you lost your hair"
Yeah there's a few more stinkers. Wild Honey Pie Flying Blue Jay Way Revolution 9. etc. They had stinkers like everyone else.

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