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Re: dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare

Posted by **comic relief** on Oct 5, 2013 at 7:46:38 PM:
In Reply to: Re: dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare posted by **Winston OBoogie** on Oct 5, 2013 at 12:34:05 PM:

******Need health insurance?
****** The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
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*****LMAO!! can't much more obvious than that..
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****but you're non-partisan, right?
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***So? I think that's something that makes ANYONE wonder.. a number that spells out FUCKYO? is it coincidence?
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**The number doesn't spell FUCKYO, the number is 318-2596. And since there are 3 letters on each of the numbers (except for 1), you could make up just about anything you want it to mean if you just selectively choose not to include one number. Go ahead and dial 800-FUCKYO and see what you get...Be bee bee
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*You're trying to rationalize it out.. not working.

No, I'm being rational, and it's working perfectly.

*There's only 7 digits in a phone number. (318-2596). 3 (F), 1, 8 (U), 2 (C), 5 (K), 9 (Y) and 6 (O)
*I have dialed it.. Health Insurance Marketplace.

Yes, there are SEVEN digits in a phone number. FUCKYO only corresponds to SIX digits. So, if you dialed 1-800-FUC-KYO you would receive the automatic recording 'please check the number and dial again'.

Does 800-381-2596 mean FUCKYO, too? And 382-5196, 382-5916, 382-5961, etc etc etc with every combination that includes a 1 anywhere in the number.

Why doesn't it mean ETA 5 9 6...as in the end of the world is May 9 at 6 o'clock, or September 5 for the rest of the world. Or maybe it's supposed to mean DUC LYN or EVA LYN (maybe they both work the call center), EUC LXO (excellent used condition lost hugs and kisses (acronyms from the urban dictionary)). I bet that https://www.facebook.com/Fanpageduckzo(Duckzo) must be pissed the government took this number, now he can't set it up as his toll free.

Even if you go by the the letters as originally chosen, all it says is Fuck Yo. What's that mean other than the word 'Fuck' and trying to get someone's attention with 'Yo'. So, it's just trying to be hip. Fuck, YO!


*And why would one go to health insurance marketplace? because of Obamacare...
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*You're not much on clues are you..
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And you're just an idiot, aren't you? I've provided you numerous reasons showing exactly why this is complete nonsense, but you'll still sit back and think there's something there. Enjoy the ignorance, man.

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