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The Spartan Topping Show
Posted by **murray** on Sep 1, 2013 at 4:28:57 PM:
Spartan Topping:
Good day, ladies and ginful men. Welcome to the Spartan Topping Show, the television show where the pictures are in your noggin unless they are not. We are deeply recited to have a swell sensation in the music industry with us tonight. She has a string of hits and pocketbooks to match them all....Will you all please a give a big handkerchief to the pop diva we know as Miley Marker! A big handkerchief is also called a pillowcase. That's not to be confused with a basket case because no one carries a basket to blow their noses on, do they? And here she is . Miley Marker!
(Thunderous applause grates Miley Marker as she takes her seat)
Spartan Topping: Welcome to the show, Miley.
Miley Marker: Oh my god it's like so cool to be here. I mean seriously.
Spartan Topping: You latest hit is called 'Nice Twerk If You Can Get It'. Did you have a hunch , an inkling, or a duckling about this one?
Miley Marker: Like OMG, seriously! My producer's like "Yeah!" and I'm like "Uh-huh!". My manager's like "Monster!" and I'm like "Seriously, OMG!". My best friend's like "Can I borrow your nudie suit" and I'm like " Bite me, bitch!" So yeah, I just knew it was gonna be big.
Spartan Topping: Why did you decide t give Disney the bisney and become a raving tart?
Miley Marker: Like seriously? When you get to a certain age , your butt belongs to the world. That's why I did my last record called 'My Butt Belongs To The World.' Disney was good to me when I needed them. Now I need to show the world I can simulate masturbation and break out with some cool dance moves at the same time.
Spartan Topping: But if you had to give it some thought, what are you doing that hasn't already been done by Muldoona and Britley Steers?
Miley Marker:
Silence reigns and rains for five solid or semi-solid minutes before Spartan Topping announces that the program is over,
Tune in next week for Spartan's' interview with Ban Aflack.
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