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Instant Karma

Posted by **comic relief** on Aug 21, 2013 at 12:49:54 AM:

So, it is true that Instant Karma's gonna get you....

Walking home tonight I found myself with an inescapable need to piss. I ducked down the alley and found the darkest corner I could. I stepped in, and began to relieve myself. When I walked in, I felt something soft under my right foot and I thought nothing of it. It's an alley...it could be any number of things. 2 seconds later there was the overwhelming stench of shit wafting up from below. I don't know if it was bum shit, or dog shit, but I fully stepped in a heaping pile of shit to take my piss.

I should've walked the additional 10 blocks and pissed in my own toilet.

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