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Re: Murray's Burfday
Posted by **BlackMonk** on Aug 3, 2013 at 1:14:44 PM:
In Reply to: Re: Murray's Burfday posted by **murray** on Aug 3, 2013 at 12:46:15 PM:
***It's Murray's burfday..he turns the ripe age of 87 and he's ready to slap on those adult diapers and go potty...I mean party... Rumor has it that he'll receive a birthday cake shaped like a set of brand new dentures... Yowsa!... Too bad he won't get the dentures ...That will give a whole new meaning to Gummy Bears, don't you know.,,, Contrary to popular belief, Murray was not born in a log cabin. He was born before log cabins were invented. In fact, I believe dirt was a whole new concept then... But he went to skol and lurnt to rid and wit and laurned about numbers too. Particular the number 3 as that is the grade he stayed in for seven years until he dropped out completely to run off and join a traveling troupe of elderly circus performers...
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***I can't hold my pee
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***Happy burfday to me...
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*Just great.. Those longhaired Limey freaks again...I remember when men were men, women were women, and dinosaurs were dinosaurs...And music was Vaughn Monroe or Der Bingle on a shady lane with your best gal...Did you ever see Artie Shaw live, young feller? .... Pretty keen...Those Beagles had to go and ruin everything with that confounded "yeah yeah" noise...
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*Gimme Moonlight In Vermont...
Great song, these kids today can't do anyything that good because they just don't know what real music is.
You've got the title slightly wrong, though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RNU8qFD0gFollowup Messages:
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