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Re: Murray's Burfday

Posted by **murray** on Aug 3, 2013 at 12:17:08 PM:
In Reply to: Re: Murray's Burfday posted by **BlackMonk** on Aug 3, 2013 at 11:59:16 AM:

**It's Murray's burfday..he turns the ripe age of 87 and he's ready to slap on those adult diapers and go potty...I mean party... Rumor has it that he'll receive a birthday cake shaped like a set of brand new dentures... Yowsa!... Too bad he won't get the dentures ...That will give a whole new meaning to Gummy Bears, don't you know.,,, Contrary to popular belief, Murray was not born in a log cabin. He was born before log cabins were invented. In fact, I believe dirt was a whole new concept then... But he went to skol and lurnt to rid and wit and laurned about numbers too. Particular the number 3 as that is the grade he stayed in for seven years until he dropped out completely to run off and join a traveling troupe of elderly circus performers...
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**Chapter 2 coming soon..
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**Happy birthday to me
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**I can't hold my pee
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** Where did I put those glasses?
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**Happy burfday to me...
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*Happy birthday.



Get out, demon possessing the body of Black Monk!


Just kidding...


Thank you and may the spirit of Dusty Springfield shine upon your settee...

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