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Murray's Burfday
Posted by **murray** on Aug 3, 2013 at 11:18:17 AM:
It's Murray's burfday..he turns the ripe age of 87 and he's ready to slap on those adult diapers and go potty...I mean party... Rumor has it that he'll receive a birthday cake shaped like a set of brand new dentures... Yowsa!... Too bad he won't get the dentures ...That will give a whole new meaning to Gummy Bears, don't you know.,,, Contrary to popular belief, Murray was not born in a log cabin. He was born before log cabins were invented. In fact, I believe dirt was a whole new concept then... But he went to skol and lurnt to rid and wit and laurned about numbers too. Particular the number 3 as that is the grade he stayed in for seven years until he dropped out completely to run off and join a traveling troupe of elderly circus performers...
Chapter 2 coming soon..
In the meantime...
Happy birthday to me
I can't hold my pee
Where did I put those glasses?
Happy burfday to me...Followup Messages:
- Re: Murray's Burfday - **Johnny D** - Aug 3, 2013 at 9:17:07 PM
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