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Re: Humpday Humor........
Posted by **Spiggy Topes** on Jun 27, 2013 at 1:29:05 PM:
In Reply to: Re: Humpday Humor........ posted by **Spiggy Topes** on Jun 27, 2013 at 1:28:25 PM:
*****"Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
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******Spiggy note....it pains me to spell humour, humor.....as well, t'was how it was published....
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*****Posted By: Susoni [Send E-Mail]
*****Date: Wednesday, 26-Jun-2013 10:54:11
*****Sad to think that this doesn't even scratch the surface of their many crimes.
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*****Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it around!!
*****Susoni
*****
*****Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17 and deaths?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the rampant voter fraud?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's Gay boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one.
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they
*****declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: " Do you mean the Illegal obamacare fiasco?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "Do you mean ignoring our constitutional rights?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The president's unconstitutional threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some
*****counties voted 100% for Obama?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an
*****attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
*****investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
*****Bob: "No, the other one."
*****
*****Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65
*****million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
*****Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
*****
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*****
*****Could you add any more??
*****
*****Spiggy
****
****At least two pages worth though some are duplicates of what you posted...
****here
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***All I can say is "gobsmacked"
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***and some people think that Muslims are their biggest threat.
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***Hey Ho!!
***
***Spiggy
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** Considering the timing, I think it's within reason to conclude that this is directed at me...
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**I never said "biggest threat"...
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**To acknowledge the existence of certain evil does not mean one considers it the "biggest" threat... Or considers it a jolly romp through Candyland either..
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*Fair enough, but you still need to put your own hose in order, judging by all this...wouldn't you say??
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*Just looks hypocritical imo....and I'm sure to the rest of the planet too.
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*Spiggy
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you may be having problems with your hose, but your house needs attention too.
Followup Messages:
- Re: Humpday Humor........ - **murray** - Jun 27, 2013 at 1:48:54 PM
- Re: Humpday Humor........ - **murray** - Jun 27, 2013 at 2:35:57 PM
- Re: Humpday Humor........ - **Spiggy Topes** - Jun 27, 2013 at 3:02:59 PM
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