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Re: Humpday Humor........

Posted by **Old Flat Top** on Jun 27, 2013 at 12:50:00 PM:
In Reply to: Humpday Humor........ posted by **Spiggy Topes** on Jun 27, 2013 at 11:18:43 AM:

*"Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
*
**Spiggy note....it pains me to spell humour, humor.....as well, t'was how it was published....
*
*Posted By: Susoni [Send E-Mail]
*Date: Wednesday, 26-Jun-2013 10:54:11
*Sad to think that this doesn't even scratch the surface of their many crimes.
*
*Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it around!!
*Susoni
*
*Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
*
*Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17 and deaths?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the rampant voter fraud?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's Gay boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?"
*Bob: "No, the other one.
*
*Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they
*declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: " Do you mean the Illegal obamacare fiasco?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "Do you mean ignoring our constitutional rights?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The president's unconstitutional threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some
*counties voted 100% for Obama?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an
*attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
*investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
*Bob: "No, the other one."
*
*Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65
*million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
*Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
*
*************
*
*Could you add any more??
*
*Spiggy

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