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Humpday Humor........

Posted by **Spiggy Topes** on Jun 27, 2013 at 11:18:43 AM:

"Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

*Spiggy note....it pains me to spell humour, humor.....as well, t'was how it was published....

Posted By: Susoni [Send E-Mail]
Date: Wednesday, 26-Jun-2013 10:54:11
Sad to think that this doesn't even scratch the surface of their many crimes.

Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it around!!
Susoni

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17 and deaths?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the rampant voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's Gay boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he was gay too?"
Bob: "No, the other one.

Jim: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and right after they
declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: " Do you mean the Illegal obamacare fiasco?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Do you mean ignoring our constitutional rights?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some
counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an
attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65
million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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Could you add any more??

Spiggy

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