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Re: WTF of the Day
Posted by **khfpl** on May 3, 2013 at 10:39:03 AM:
In Reply to: Re: WTF of the Day posted by **travis** on May 3, 2013 at 6:48:00 AM:
***Tom Hanks is an Asshole
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**Tom Hanks is a bastard. We’ve all heard the “nicest guy in Hollywood” nonsense, but stop and think about what that means. It’s not a compliment. Hollywood is notorious for being filled with complete and utter assholes. Spencer Pratt, Kanye West, Jay Leno: these are the people Hanks has to contend with. Just as the Special Olympics give out a medal to all those who participate, anyone in Hollywood who can abstain from abusing their assistants or committing statutory rape is given the “nice” title.
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**In his early career, Hanks was confined to lowbrow comedies such as “Bosom Buddies,” a sitcom that promoted a radical transvestite agenda to our nation’s youth, and Splash, a film that seems to encourage sex with mythical aquatic animals. But he soon managed to make the leap to dramatic roles, primarily by exploiting homosexuals and the mentally handicapped. I still remember watching Forrest Gump. What galls me the most about that film is the false hope it gave to people with disabilities. My youngest nephew is mentally disabled, but after watching that movie, he keeps insisting that some day he’s going to go to college and play football. I keep telling him that they don’t let people with dyslexia go to school, play sports, or leave the basement. But after Forrest Gump, he won’t listen.
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**After winning his Oscars, Hanks used his clout to launch his rabid anti-Catholic agenda with an adaptation of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code. I’m surprised he hasn’t gone on to adapt The Protocols of the Elders of Zion into a feature film. But mocking Catholicism isn’t Hanks’ only pet project. He also has WWII and the space program. His work on Saving Private Ryan and “Band of Brothers” helped whip the country into a jingoistic frenzy in the years leading up to 9-11. I won’t go as far as to say Hanks was in on the NWO conspiracy, but clearly he was a willing pawn. He also used the popularity of these films to channel interest into the now completed World War II Memorial in Washington, D.C. I have it on good authority from a guy I met in a KFC parking lot that Hanks owns stock in the granite company that supplied the pillars for the monument, and he made over $200 billion on the deal. Hanks was motivated by profits, not patriotism.
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**Which brings us to his support for the space program. Let me ask you a question; how often do you see minorities in Tom Hanks’ movies? You don’t. In Apollo 13, it was an all-white crew on the spacecraft. In Saving Private Ryan, we see the same thing: all-white armie fighting all-white armies. I thought it was a “world war,” not a “white war.” And despite the fact that Castaway takes place in the South Pacific, the island’s population is 100% Caucasian. Yes, I remember Bubba from Forrest Gump. He was shot early on in the film, and Forrest made millions by exploiting his name. Do you see where this is leading?
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**OK. I guess he's an asshole as well
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*Quite funny. It reads like something from the infowars comments section.
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"They" don't let people with dyslexia go to school, play sports or leave the basement? Does indeed sound like an Alex rant.Followup Messages:
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