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Re: Tasteless Lennon Jokes

Posted by **Hippie J** on May 1, 2013 at 7:22:54 PM:
In Reply to: Re: Tasteless Lennon Jokes posted by **JSL** on Apr 11, 2013 at 6:15:39 AM:

***What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
***Four slugs and a dead Beatle.
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***Why did John Lennon get shot?
***Yoko ducked.
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***What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot?
***Ono - Ono - Ono.
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***What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common?
***There's no John.
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***What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
***They both live off dead beatles.
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***What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone?
***Yoko Ono.
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***What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
***Three more bullets.
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***What was John's last hit?
***The pavement.
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***What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death?
***He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.
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***sheesh - i mean a few are a wee bit funny but MAN - people are BRUTAL!
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***hj
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**So funny I forgot to laugh.
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* I've heard some of those before and always thought they were tasteless. I don't remember the set up but I once remember hearing one years ago where the answer was the only good Beatle is a dead one. But I think that whoever came up with that joke was taking more of a shot at Paul, George, and Ringo indicating that John was the only one with talent.

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couldn't agree more

hj

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