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Re: Tasteless Lennon Jokes
Posted by **JSL** on Apr 11, 2013 at 6:15:39 AM:
In Reply to: Re: Tasteless Lennon Jokes posted by **imaginer** on Apr 9, 2013 at 11:48:40 PM:
**What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
**Four slugs and a dead Beatle.
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**Why did John Lennon get shot?
**Yoko ducked.
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**What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot?
**Ono - Ono - Ono.
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**What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common?
**There's no John.
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**What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
**They both live off dead beatles.
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**What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone?
**Yoko Ono.
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**What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
**Three more bullets.
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**What was John's last hit?
**The pavement.
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**What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death?
**He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.
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**sheesh - i mean a few are a wee bit funny but MAN - people are BRUTAL!
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*So funny I forgot to laugh.
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I've heard some of those before and always thought they were tasteless. I don't remember the set up but I once remember hearing one years ago where the answer was the only good Beatle is a dead one. But I think that whoever came up with that joke was taking more of a shot at Paul, George, and Ringo indicating that John was the only one with talent.Followup Messages:
- Re: Tasteless Lennon Jokes - **Hippie J** - May 1, 2013 at 7:22:54 PM
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